What does a doctor even say to a person like this? Hey man you’re literally going to die, like soon, if you don’t switch to Diet Coke and start taking the top bun off. Nah too hard
I'm just surprised he made it as long as he did. I'm not nearly as fat and I feel I'm going to die after every night of drinking. I actually think there's something wrong if I feel ok the next day.
Stop eating so much man. I’m skinny but i have a lot of fatties in my family. I have my own problems like forcing myself to stop ordering another beer or cocktail. But moderation is key for all the appetites of the body.
I’m guessing the drinking also leads to wanting unhealthy food and stuff late at night? Been there brother. If you stick to beer and limit yourself you probably won’t order that bar pizza at the end of the night or the fast food on the drive home.
Yeah man it’s a simple formula. Eat half of the disgusting things you like to eat. That’s a start. I would also suggest intermittent fasting. My parents and siblings are all fat besides me and 1 sister I know how it works.
I saw this guy live two weeks before he died. He did 40 minutes of okay material and then spent two joke-free hours rambling about how he had PTSD from surgery
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2 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-12
His carcass is still being burned to power the electrical needs of the Harrahs Casino in Las Vegas
2 throwbenny 2019-05-12
He was quite literally last seen bringing Jack in the Box to his room before he was found dead.
2 supercam2121 2019-05-12
What does a doctor even say to a person like this? Hey man you’re literally going to die, like soon, if you don’t switch to Diet Coke and start taking the top bun off. Nah too hard
1 LittleStJames 2019-05-12
He looks like the queen alien’s egg sack
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-12
I feel like a fat disgusting slob if I overeat at dinner. I guess he never felt that way
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-12
His ghost probably wishes he would have. Not to mention his children.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-12
I'm just surprised he made it as long as he did. I'm not nearly as fat and I feel I'm going to die after every night of drinking. I actually think there's something wrong if I feel ok the next day.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-12
Stop eating so much man. I’m skinny but i have a lot of fatties in my family. I have my own problems like forcing myself to stop ordering another beer or cocktail. But moderation is key for all the appetites of the body.
I’m guessing the drinking also leads to wanting unhealthy food and stuff late at night? Been there brother. If you stick to beer and limit yourself you probably won’t order that bar pizza at the end of the night or the fast food on the drive home.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-12
Don't eat so much? Is that the secret to losing weight? This is news to me. Damn.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-12
Yeah man it’s a simple formula. Eat half of the disgusting things you like to eat. That’s a start. I would also suggest intermittent fasting. My parents and siblings are all fat besides me and 1 sister I know how it works.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-12
My main problem is drinking though, I don't eat much. Just drink a ton of beer. I'd switch to liquor if the liquor store wasn't so out of the way.
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1 Bob_Labla 2019-05-12
Just buy in bulk, stupid
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-12
Shut up you grumpkin
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-12
Hey man be polite I’m in a great mood
1 AdminsFuckedMeOver 2019-05-12
Probably after he got his stomach stapled. He pushed right through that though
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-05-12
He ruined any talk show or podcast he was ever on. Unbearable unfunny attention starved wigger.
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-12
"You're the only guy who watches porn and cums when the guy delivers the pizza."
1 percykaramello 2019-05-12
Which mod was this?
1 poppalopalov 2019-05-12
He looks like a child waiting to catch snowflakes that fall from the sky, except instead of snowflakes, donuts.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-05-12
I saw this guy live two weeks before he died. He did 40 minutes of okay material and then spent two joke-free hours rambling about how he had PTSD from surgery