"I was tryin' to ride a roller coaster, and the lap-restraint just wouldn't close ya'kno? The guy tells me I need to exit the ride, so I asked why. He looks at me and sternly says "man, you're just too fat..." I stopped, sat there, thought a minute and then yelled "MAN I'M NOT FAT I'M FLUFFY!!!"

1  2019-05-12 by Officer_McGrady