Doing better than me, shit

How was anyone at any point in his life able to have sex with Ant? He looks like a victim of a London acid attack tried to shave his face in the dark with a cheese grater

Except for you, huh?

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18398 words so far, 38910 even with the inclusion of your banned account. Another thing: You're gay.

You're with a pissing decrepit skeleton, the fuck do you know about hot girls lol. Ol Big Apple Ranch cock sucker Joe.

Post your DD214 or get the fuck out, faggot

I'll give you a credit for that one. The others would too but they hate you even more than I do.

Missy benchpresses Nana into herself.

Judging by how he had to fake orgasms with his ex-wife, it doesn't sound like he's ever had enjoyable sex with a woman.

He only married her to prove to Daddy's ghost that he wasn't a faggot. So much for that.

True sign of a gay.

Again, all non-fact based insults, or at least an attempt at insults. Allow me to explain to you dimwits:

An insult is only classified as an insult if it’s true. “Yo’ mama” jokes are merely a def comedy jam “snap” yo.

Since none of us are in bed with AntH pushing his ass while he’s doing his fucking, no one has any verifiable info on this subject. So, while it may be funny, it’s not an insult, it’s pure conjecture.

As someone who knows exactly what AntH’s professionally supervised physical trainer workout regimen is, I can assure you that he’s in much better physical condition than 95% of you fat womanless cunts posting/commenting here.

Now here’s an insult based in fact: You all post like a bunch of old woman flapping their gums at the afternoon tea social. You make stuff up because your real lives are so mundane that you need to create some excitement. Unfortunately, it doesn’t mean any of it is true. I’m sorry for busting up your AWESOME thread. It must’ve been fun...4 comments? This sub has become Sonny Bono on skis.

Hey Joe I thought you declared it mission accomplished when you got temporarily banned hahaha. Nice old man reference there with the Sonny Bono, you decrepit pedophile. Your disgusting skeleton girlfriend pisses when you fuck lololol.

Hi!! this isn’t Joe. He’s been getting banned for ban evasion. What a Bad boy!!!!! Annoying little scamp isn’t he???? BWAAAAHAHAHA!!!!

Happy mothers day, fat woman beating pedophile. Should have visited your mom, would have actually been beneficial. BWAAAHAHAHA!!!!

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18418 words so far, 38930 even with the inclusion of your banned account. Another thing: You're easily fooled.

Good bot.

You wrote this 2 minutes after the thread was posted and you're calling out the comment count like a darn fool! I heard a Ron and Fez clip yesterday where you called in to bloviate about racist slurs, and as soon as you were off the line, Ronnie started talking about the Moors. I'll hang up and listen to your response.

A “DARN FOOL”!?!?! WELL!!! don’t you dare use that sassy language with me, whippersnapper!!

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18444 words so far, 38956 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: You're easily fooled.

This is a weird bot.

Why didn't you visit mommy more?

You really need to get a fucking life, Joe.

More non-information... I hardly drink, but I must be lying. You’re brilliant. Stay sharp!

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18431 words so far, 38943 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: Anthony was Joe, Sr.'s favorite.

Of course you barely drink when the gigs you work at charge you full price and put your ghoulish squirter in the back by the kitchen

Your faggot father was a closet homosexual lol. Low testosterone having fruit, nice genetics, fat tits.

Joe really doesn't like when we reveal how much of a loser Anthony is

Or how good of a friend he was to a registered sex offender and convicted child-rapist.

Yet another instance of stolen valor. Joe tried to tell the sub that when they "found out", he forcibly removed Mr. Hollander from Ant's house. We're supposed to believe this when he's such a pussy that he filed a police report because his band member was going to kick the shit out of him

Challenge Joe to a fist-fight he'll offer to buy you a beer, he didn't "forcibly remove" anybody from anywhere.

How do you rewrite the same 8 paragraph shpiel slightly different every time?

As someone who knows exactly what AntH’s professionally supervised physical trainer workout regimen is, I can assure you that he’s in much better physical condition than 95% of you fat womanless cunts posting/commenting here.

Fatso, if you have to tell people you work out then you don't really work out. It's one of those things that's readily apparent. Ant worked out at one time, back when he still had hope of becoming a FOX talking head, but since he gave up on life the only bar he's lifted is xanax bars.

Well his girlfriend is a turtle as well...

Yeah and pickins are slim because they have to travel back to the same little beach they hatched on to find a mate

He sticks a fucking vibrating egg up his stupid fucking ass. Look, we make jokes but Sue introduced him to the concept of anal orgasm and he bought the egg because he liked it, or at least the idea of it. Dani then called him out during a live broadcast, he meekly deflected and made up the shittiest excuse I've ever heard, and then later assaulted Dani in a drunken stupor because she exposed him. Any reasonable person can use logic and come to this conclusion, it doesn't matter what Minister of Propaganda Joe or anyone else says. He's already here defending Anthony in the comments because he's ashamed of having a submissive bottom bitch of a brother who likes to shove shit up his ass, and he's intent on trying to convince us otherwise. He can't.

Hey, you seem knowledgeable about the egg. Does this thing have a tampon string on it or what? The idea of putting something up my ass is bad enough, but something like a vibrating egg feels destined to get lost in my colon and end up in my lung.

The egg remains a mystery. As far as I can tell, there's a string with a remote control-type thing that makes it vibrate. Anthony saying that it "opens up and you fuckin' put your dick in it" is non-information that he pulled out of his ass because he was put on the spot

His vibrating egg habits pre-date Sue. He's been using them since the WAAF days.

https://streamable.com/8vskp

The hair thing got a niggas ribs hurtin

Younger girls/boys with tits are always on top of old men.