Lol these nerds all talk like such fags. It's like they constantly picture themselves giving some epic Lord Of The Rings speech before cleaving us in twain with their mighty longsword.
This stilted, over-dramatic writing style seems familiar....āend of lineā sounds like something he would write after deleting a telltale āchildā. Could it be a Patrick alt? Faux Fatty?
Iāve been saying it for years gents. You canāt raise a generation on a steady diet of hunger games and Harry Potter and have them just lie down in the face of adversity.
So youāre telling me if thereās a bad storm in my area and the Internet goes out, itās NOT due to wind or trees knocking out cable lines, but a guy named Frank on Facebook?
I can't believe that an adult wrote this shit. Fuck, it's so cringey that I am embarrassed for him.
Shit. Now it looks like I am going to have to set up a Fatrick Ass Slobinson Facebook AND Instagram. There goes my weekend.
Wonder which movie this faggot plucked that from, while being oblivious enough to think typing it, was a badass way to end an argument- when it reality it just made him seem like even more of a faggot...
53 comments
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-12
Who's this faggot?
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-12
I think it's his buddy Frank. The guy that got molested.
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-12
Well he should stick to kid fucking then. Go with what he knows.
1 Twatsmash 2019-05-12
Frank got bullied and molested as a child. What a fucking loser!
3 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-12
I would like to bully and molest him later this afternoon.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-12
the guy with Donkey Brains?
1 HungLikeaDeadHorse 2019-05-12
No no, that guy got a court official doc that says he's not donkey brains. This guy's just a faggot
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-12
oh that's right. JOE had Donkey Brains
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-12
Does he know the unspeakable hideous things Patrick did to other childrens? Why would he support someone like that
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-12
Lol these nerds all talk like such fags. It's like they constantly picture themselves giving some epic Lord Of The Rings speech before cleaving us in twain with their mighty longsword.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-05-12
Lord of the Onion Rings
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-05-12
Lord of the twinks.
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2019-05-12
The next time compound media goes down Keith and Ant will blame this guy
1 Poo-U 2019-05-12
But both will know that they didnāt pay the bill.
1 kingship75 2019-05-12
Ant won't have any clue. Keith could just pocket the money.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-12
Wait is he saying that our punishment is our internet goes down for an afternoon?
1 TheRealJirnNorton 2019-05-12
Maybe I'd actually get something productive done for once if that's the case
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-12
Exactly. I would finally be free
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-12
Like looking under the bed to see if my porno DVD collection is still down there
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-05-12
It's a sunny Sunday, I need a kick in the ass to get outside.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-12
This diabolical motherfucker is going to make us use our data to shitpost
1 rikcy12 2019-05-12
damn i bet he felt like a badass typing that comment into Facebook
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-12
It's my fault. Someone messaged me asking for all of our DNS settings and I gave them to him.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2019-05-12
You did what?!?! Oh god no!
1 marrio91 2019-05-12
I'll just take down this 192.168.1.1, everybody seems to be using that
1 LaLaLaLoey 2019-05-12
Heās shutting down our internet?! Hahahah holeeeyyyy shiiiit š
1 kennethfresno3 2019-05-12
This is right up there with the excel spread sheet with 300 IP addresses. These people are embarrassing.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-05-12
Oh snap! Now the shit hit the fan guys..
1 johnfreeman1111111 2019-05-12
I will smash your face in to a car windshield
1 Foddashow 2019-05-12
Fat Wick is a man of focus, child.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2019-05-12
Is he threatening to obstruct federally funded infrastructure because people said mean things to his friend on the internet?
-end of line
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-12
trying to take credit for wifi randomly going out momentarily is pretty funny.
1 WindCityWelterweight 2019-05-12
"We'll see if you're all laughing when it starts RAINING on you sometime in the coming week. Think of me." -end of line
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-12
To be fair, he did warn us once. Now we're really in for it.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-12
What a loser! Pat attracts the worst dopes
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-12
Is that Patrickās boyfriend?
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-12
Doesn't talk black enough.
1 rbtlrdoftkyo 2019-05-12
End of line? Faggot
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-05-12
This stilted, over-dramatic writing style seems familiar....āend of lineā sounds like something he would write after deleting a telltale āchildā. Could it be a Patrick alt? Faux Fatty?
1 AABWD2 2019-05-12
Guys, seriously... this IS NOT A JOKE. I had to reset my Wifi router when I got up this morning. And now I'm thinking about fat fuck.
1 floppy666 2019-05-12
Iāve been saying it for years gents. You canāt raise a generation on a steady diet of hunger games and Harry Potter and have them just lie down in the face of adversity.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-12
Who is this shit head?
1 SnakeBlizkin 2019-05-12
So brave, so powerful. You go girl
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-12
Not So Thin Lizzie going to eat the internet?
1 rhooster 2019-05-12
Has there ever been a time someone has overcome their troll? This faggot has to be loving the attention, I can't think why he keeps doing this.
1 telemecanique 2019-05-12
so next time my internet goes down I should call this dork and not my ISP? I'm so confused.
1 donald_kingsley 2019-05-12
Too many commas, youāre a fucking joke pal.
1 jsnoots 2019-05-12
I had to reset the router last Friday...Fuck! Was that him?
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-12
So youāre telling me if thereās a bad storm in my area and the Internet goes out, itās NOT due to wind or trees knocking out cable lines, but a guy named Frank on Facebook?
Damn You Frank! I shake my fist at you!
1 EasilyForgotten1138 2019-05-12
I can't believe that an adult wrote this shit. Fuck, it's so cringey that I am embarrassed for him. Shit. Now it looks like I am going to have to set up a Fatrick Ass Slobinson Facebook AND Instagram. There goes my weekend.
1 ApexCJerk 2019-05-12
End of the line
Wonder which movie this faggot plucked that from, while being oblivious enough to think typing it, was a badass way to end an argument- when it reality it just made him seem like even more of a faggot...
1 marrio91 2019-05-12
OK FAGGOT, WHAT'S NEXT?
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