Please give me your subpar white boy college student dick I'm so tired of fucking rich guys in peak physical condition with giant dicks and lots of experience 😥
Please give me your subpar white boy college student dick I'm so tired of fucking rich guys in peak physical condition with giant dicks and lots of experience convicted sex offenders 😥
I watched my little cousin annihilate one of those cunts with a putter on a golf course when we were like 11. He was a super well mannered, chilled out kid and the thing just wouldn't stop attacking him so he snapped and beat it to death while he bawled his fucking eyes out and I laughed. We dragged it into the woods, called my mom to pick us up and never went golfing again.
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1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-05-12
That was fucking mental.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-12
I didn’t know they could do something like that?
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-05-12
Mother animals will fight to the death to protect their babies. I just never saw them do it before!
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-12
What happened with humans where our mothers cut off their sons' dicks
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-12
Bams seed is a woman?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-12
Please give me your subpar white boy college student dick I'm so tired of fucking rich guys in peak physical condition with giant dicks and lots of experience 😥
1 revolvingmonk 2019-05-12
ftfy
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-12
Thin ice, broad. Thin fuckin ice
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-05-12
Lol you fuck black guys in Florida. They aren't rich in anything except STDs.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-12
Don't forget criminal convictions as well.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-05-12
Nobody here went to college, let alone graduated high school. You included.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-12
Delusional cunt 😂
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-12
R/natureismetal is probably the best subreddit on all of Reddit
1 Babykiller138 2019-05-12
I’d rather fuck the duck.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-12
Real ass goose
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-12
Real ass goose of the week
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-12
On the driving range, we headshot those things in mass around July. I can't play golf for shit, but I can blow up a goose ribcage at 100yrds.
That's what you get for bringing a piece of Canada to the Gulf Coast.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-12
I watched my little cousin annihilate one of those cunts with a putter on a golf course when we were like 11. He was a super well mannered, chilled out kid and the thing just wouldn't stop attacking him so he snapped and beat it to death while he bawled his fucking eyes out and I laughed. We dragged it into the woods, called my mom to pick us up and never went golfing again.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-12
You all learned something that day. Boys became men...
I don't get any height, but I can hit a 3 wood like a god damn piece of Syrian rebel ied shrapnel.
1 SteakSauce66 2019-05-12
Nothing better than watching a kid rage cry.
1 GunClubVRMod 2019-05-12
You're like the Chris Kyle of golf 😂
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-05-12
Hopefully it ends up the same way.
Death by golf ball.
1 tranthasourus 2019-05-12
Your gf u/bams_seed
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-12
My heart belongs to knickers. My abdomen belongs to Abe. My butthole and pussy hair belongs to Sib.
1 tranthasourus 2019-05-12
He told me you were his boo
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-12
Not ur pussy? Just the pussy hair? Ok fine I’ll take the butthole
1 Dick_donger 2019-05-12
Your pussy belongs to herpes
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-05-12
You’re a classless whore.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-12
I guess I'm just yesterday's tomatas
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-05-12
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1 1073WAAF 2019-05-12
Geese are such assholes.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-12
That level-up swoll at the end though
1 aPersonStranded 2019-05-12
That was fucking crazy. It's amazing how it let go immediately after it saw the other bird has drowned. That's some gangsta shit
1 diddlybooba 2019-05-12
I loved when Ms Chipperson was here a few months ago. The passive aggressive energy between them was intense.
1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-05-12
That's, honestly, one of the most brutal things I've seen posted on this sub.
1 cbanks420lol 2019-05-12
jamie pull up that video of the goose drowning a seabird.
1 Purplestahli 2019-05-12
Damn bro chill. Remind me to uppercut the next goose I see.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-12
Happy Mother’s Day, gang!
1 blue_magoo_62 2019-05-12
thats just how black people react to everything tho