Christopher Crepes

9  2019-05-11 by StarbuckAndCasey

4 comments

Wut?

I figured this would be too obscure. It's an old photo of Christopher Cross but it looks kinda like Fatrick.

And since Fatrick is a fatty who eats sweets I used the name Christopher Crepes instead of Cross.

The wording is a parody of Cross's song "Ride like the wind".

You turned me around. I'm all in for Yacht Rock references.

I booked this guy to play at a party I was having for the millennium new year. But I was forced to amalgamate my party with a rather gangly associate of mine due to a conflict of schedule so we just forgot about him -- plus this girl I like was going to his party.

True story.