The FBI has contacted me and I have agreed to recant: Patrick is not fat.
10 2019-05-11 by PsychopathyRed
He is, however, morbidly obese and prefers to lay down with African men.
"Did you contact the authorities over the mean Reddit people saying things about you?"
"We're past that point, child. WELL PAST IT."
3 comments
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-11
He's moved past having our IPs. He's guessed our subnets.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-11
Not the subnets!
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-11
Woopsie Doodles, Child!