I never mention Reddit

99  2019-05-11 by Lefty_HorseCock

90 comments

does that mean he gets the 5K?

Anthony should add it to his allowance

He already gets the 60K.

Not sure, but he definitely got the girl.

Worse troll ever

"I've given up on trolling because of bans"

"I won at trolling"

Make up your mind, Joe.

He just strings together a series of words and then hopes that it makes sense.

I thought the new mission was to be one of us. If anything, this aborted your mission /u/TargetedHarassment /u/OpieCakeStomp you lose again, Blithering Bovine.

He'll be back tomorrow

Hahaholyshit this guy legit spends hours a day on here!! It's either a fetish or this guy has some secrets he's anxious about. WTF who does this?!

The game was rigged from the start!

Lol, dumb cow. I temp-banned him specifically to watch him sperg out, and he didn't disappoint.

any thoughts on the petition to force him to prove his veteran status or perm ban?

I'm 100% in favor, although I think we both know how that one would end. Maybe I'm wrong, though, he sure does want our attention.

so either he'll cave and do it, or he'll go to hilarious lengths to fake it. either way we win

Unban him faggot.

I read that as Urban faggot lol

It's a temp ban, all he has to do is wait.

Voting you for faggot of the week.

u/visibleplan, looks like you stepped down too early, your bit is still in demand

Suck Joe's dick, why don't you?

But haha mate, he's banning Joe for his lulz!!! Ain't it funny)

I support your needling away at Joe, but maybe post sticky updates of what's going on, so we can all mock him together.

No effect on their lives...

And don’t ban him anymore. I understand what u did there. But I want to know everything that dude is thinking at all times. I love his posts.

Oh, I was just trying to get a rise out of him, it's not going to work if I keep doing it.

These mods are mentally challenged and loves to abuse their little power, so they will keep doing it cause they think they are merely doing da bit

You should PM him, telling him that you're going to ban him anytime he doesn't behave. I bet he'll act indignant as fuck

He's been PMing me all day, telling me that ”that's it, I'm gone”, to which I replied that he says that more than a battered wife.

Such a psycho ex-girlfriend

No wonder he hit that lady with a frying pan.

What keeps you from posting these exchanges?

Joe: Banning as a tool for “get back”? You mods are bigger bunch of faggots than your users. You’re all little sensitive flowers and can Suck my asshole. OBSCURITY FOR YOU. Buh bye Dick.

I just get a kick out of watching you get salty when you can't beg for attention. You really want attention that bad? Open up your Twitter. Drop the protected tweets. Everyone will come to you.

Joe: Typical excuse. You just don’t like anyone, especially stupid bovine Joe, besting your heavy hitters own your own territory. I could really give two shits. You dumbasses don’t even know what’s good for your own sub. I was the last piece of that fucking show that will ever read anything anyone ever writes there. Now go jerk off in the closet with the rest of your buddies. I’m gone. Again.

Lol, no you're not. You've said "I'm gone" more times than a battered wife. You're not even permabanned, you fucking dope, so we both know you'll be right back here begging for our attention in no time. I got a rise out of you, which is exactly what I was shooting for, and you didn't disappoint.

Lol, no you're not. You've said "I'm gone" more times than a battered wife.

Christ, he didn't even make it more than a few hours.

Who are our heavy hitters?

Sure you did. He OWNED this sub and it was all you had left. Ban THE MAN. You stink. Your whole li’l coffee clutch of sensitive old women stinks. Who’s Nana? You are. You’re all Nana.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18444 words so far, 38956 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: Everybody knows you to browse gay porn online.

Stop saying "he", Joe.

Who’s Nana? You are. You’re all Nana.

Like Negan, as you explained once. But there's one original Negan. Who's the original Nana?

You didn't think it through, did you?

This fucking idiot can't decide whether he wants to be banned or not. How many weeks have we been living rent free in your head? 2? 3?

Still living rent free in Joe's head.

He really is as dumb as we make him out to be.

Joseph Cumia drinks child spit. His girlfriend is an incontinent old man. These are facts.

Box's

This confidence is good. He won't be able to help himself to post even more on social media. I think it's going to be a good week boys.

Wait so he did nothing and now is bragging about it?

Classic Joe.

FACT: you didn't get the last sub shut down and your brother is friends with a registered sex offender. Brain-dead dipshit.

Well, he is a Libyan who thinks he can take credit for the legacies of Ceaser, DiVinici, and Columbus.

Nice Ceaser, stupid

Nice not noticing I misspelled da Vinci too, stupid.

Gosh dang it

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I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18905 words so far, 39417 even with the inclusion of your banned account.

Another thing: Gene's a man, you're a bitch who's afraid of his fists.

You are not the reason the last sub shut down, and your brother is friends with a registered sex offender. These are easily-verifiable facts, you fucking lummox. Did you get Layla to school on time today?

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It wasn't removed though, incompetent fag not.

The fact that he even acknowledged us means we won.

I’m done for now

I trolled the trolls

And the trolls win

u/SpaceEdge hope you're happy you fat fucking shitty eyed vape thief. Because you wouldn't relinquish mod status Joe Cumia will go to his grave happily believing he really got the sub shutdown. But we all know the truth. Get your head bashed in with a brick soon, faggot.

Stab that fat fuck with a broken vape pen in one of his fucked up eyes

Li'l

Oh, Joseph Cumia; lost child. Why have you wandered so far from the path of our Lord that his light has faded from view entirely?

Why do you turn your back on our Father for quick thrills that leave you sullied and wanting?

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness

John 1:9

It is not too late for you, Brother Joe. Repent!

He did what.. now? Hes like a Pro-Wrestler who refuses to admit he lost the match you saw him lose last night.

Yusuf Hassan Abdullah Qumiya is a national treasure...and that nation is Yemen.

Fucking retard.

another victory for war hero joe

Ha, we get -

His brother -

1) Exposed as a tranny connoisseur 2) Child groomer and perhaps more 3) Woman beater 4) Hilariously bad author 5) Parent dumper 6) Turned into a terrorist meme 7) Kicked off Twitter 8) Hoaxed as a dead has-been 9) Exposed all around poor sport

and Him

and himself as a -

1) Shiftless lay-about 2) Racist 3) Poor parent 4) People's Court Lolcow 5) Etc, etc.....

But they are winning? That Cumia logic is unmatched.

He’s such a stupid Boomer

That’s the problem though, Joe’s just too quick-witted, how can we possibly counter his razor-sharp mind? It’s like facing off against a quantum supercomputer with spunk dripping out of it’s arse.

Wait... he thinks HE shut down the old sub?

I never mention the O&A Reddit sub

except on national television of course

Wait I thought Logan Lynn got the last sub shut down.

So what were the responses from his idiot boomer friends?

His proudest moment is taking credit for a tantrum by a fat junkie faggot.

He loves reddit. His days are filled with nothing, I'm sure it's very boring. Giving Joe a purpose, as retarded as that purpose is, is good for his brain, which will turn to mush in a few years anyway.

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I'm nominating this sub for a Thousand Points of Light award.

“Box’s.”

Holy fuck he’s dumb.

It's literally ALL this man talks about.

Oh Joe. Look at you being a baiting faggot. Oh lawd he baitin.

Awful troll. Still showing he's a fat boob