I thought the new mission was to be one of us. If anything, this aborted your mission /u/TargetedHarassment/u/OpieCakeStomp you lose again, Blithering Bovine.
Joe: Banning as a tool for “get back”? You mods are bigger bunch of faggots than your users. You’re all little sensitive flowers and can Suck my asshole. OBSCURITY FOR YOU. Buh bye Dick.
I just get a kick out of watching you get salty when you can't beg for attention. You really want attention that bad? Open up your Twitter. Drop the protected tweets. Everyone will come to you.
Joe: Typical excuse. You just don’t like anyone, especially stupid bovine Joe, besting your heavy hitters own your own territory. I could really give two shits. You dumbasses don’t even know what’s good for your own sub. I was the last piece of that fucking show that will ever read anything anyone ever writes there. Now go jerk off in the closet with the rest of your buddies. I’m gone. Again.
Lol, no you're not. You've said "I'm gone" more times than a battered wife. You're not even permabanned, you fucking dope, so we both know you'll be right back here begging for our attention in no time. I got a rise out of you, which is exactly what I was shooting for, and you didn't disappoint.
Sure you did. He OWNED this sub and it was all you had left. Ban THE MAN. You stink. Your whole li’l coffee clutch of sensitive old women stinks. Who’s Nana? You are. You’re all Nana.
You are not the reason the last sub shut down, and your brother is friends with a registered sex offender. These are easily-verifiable facts, you fucking lummox. Did you get Layla to school on time today?
u/SpaceEdge hope you're happy you fat fucking shitty eyed vape thief. Because you wouldn't relinquish mod status Joe Cumia will go to his grave happily believing he really got the sub shutdown. But we all know the truth. Get your head bashed in with a brick soon, faggot.
1) Exposed as a tranny connoisseur
2) Child groomer and perhaps more
3) Woman beater
4) Hilariously bad author
5) Parent dumper
6) Turned into a terrorist meme
7) Kicked off Twitter
8) Hoaxed as a dead has-been
9) Exposed all around poor sport
That’s the problem though, Joe’s just too quick-witted, how can we possibly counter his razor-sharp mind? It’s like facing off against a quantum supercomputer with spunk dripping out of it’s arse.
He loves reddit. His days are filled with nothing, I'm sure it's very boring. Giving Joe a purpose, as retarded as that purpose is, is good for his brain, which will turn to mush in a few years anyway.
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I'm nominating this sub for a Thousand Points of Light award.
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4 JansHammer 2019-05-11
does that mean he gets the 5K?
4 Lefty_HorseCock 2019-05-11
Anthony should add it to his allowance
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-11
He already gets the 60K.
1 helobious1 2019-05-11
Not sure, but he definitely got the girl.
3 Fuxgreat 2019-05-11
Worse troll ever
2 kennethfresno3 2019-05-11
Make up your mind, Joe.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-11
He just strings together a series of words and then hopes that it makes sense.
2 kennethfresno3 2019-05-11
I thought the new mission was to be one of us. If anything, this aborted your mission /u/TargetedHarassment /u/OpieCakeStomp you lose again, Blithering Bovine.
1 Subeckk 2019-05-11
He'll be back tomorrow
1 gconeen 2019-05-11
Hahaholyshit this guy legit spends hours a day on here!! It's either a fetish or this guy has some secrets he's anxious about. WTF who does this?!
2 darklydreamingdayln 2019-05-11
The game was rigged from the start!
2 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
Lol, dumb cow. I temp-banned him specifically to watch him sperg out, and he didn't disappoint.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-11
any thoughts on the petition to force him to prove his veteran status or perm ban?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
I'm 100% in favor, although I think we both know how that one would end. Maybe I'm wrong, though, he sure does want our attention.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-11
so either he'll cave and do it, or he'll go to hilarious lengths to fake it. either way we win
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-05-11
Unban him faggot.
1 Skyfryer 2019-05-11
I read that as Urban faggot lol
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
It's a temp ban, all he has to do is wait.
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-05-11
Voting you for faggot of the week.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
u/visibleplan, looks like you stepped down too early, your bit is still in demand
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-11
Suck Joe's dick, why don't you?
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-11
But haha mate, he's banning Joe for his lulz!!! Ain't it funny)
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-11
I support your needling away at Joe, but maybe post sticky updates of what's going on, so we can all mock him together.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-11
No effect on their lives...
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-11
And don’t ban him anymore. I understand what u did there. But I want to know everything that dude is thinking at all times. I love his posts.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
Oh, I was just trying to get a rise out of him, it's not going to work if I keep doing it.
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-11
These mods are mentally challenged and loves to abuse their little power, so they will keep doing it cause they think they are merely doing da bit
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-11
You should PM him, telling him that you're going to ban him anytime he doesn't behave. I bet he'll act indignant as fuck
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
He's been PMing me all day, telling me that ”that's it, I'm gone”, to which I replied that he says that more than a battered wife.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-11
Such a psycho ex-girlfriend
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-11
No wonder he hit that lady with a frying pan.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-11
What keeps you from posting these exchanges?
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
Joe: Banning as a tool for “get back”? You mods are bigger bunch of faggots than your users. You’re all little sensitive flowers and can Suck my asshole. OBSCURITY FOR YOU. Buh bye Dick.
Joe: Typical excuse. You just don’t like anyone, especially stupid bovine Joe, besting your heavy hitters own your own territory. I could really give two shits. You dumbasses don’t even know what’s good for your own sub. I was the last piece of that fucking show that will ever read anything anyone ever writes there. Now go jerk off in the closet with the rest of your buddies. I’m gone. Again.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-11
He's already back
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
Christ, he didn't even make it more than a few hours.
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-11
Who are our heavy hitters?
1 DOXXER100 2019-05-11
Sure you did. He OWNED this sub and it was all you had left. Ban THE MAN. You stink. Your whole li’l coffee clutch of sensitive old women stinks. Who’s Nana? You are. You’re all Nana.
2 FiatBarbie 2019-05-11
I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.
I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18444 words so far, 38956 even with the inclusion of your banned account.
Another thing: Everybody knows you to browse gay porn online.
1 RoliMosimann 2019-05-11
Stop saying "he", Joe.
1 2UsRoadie 2019-05-11
Like Negan, as you explained once. But there's one original Negan. Who's the original Nana?
You didn't think it through, did you?
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-11
This fucking idiot can't decide whether he wants to be banned or not. How many weeks have we been living rent free in your head? 2? 3?
2 zambonibill21 2019-05-11
Still living rent free in Joe's head.
2 Mu_Scevich 2019-05-11
He really is as dumb as we make him out to be.
1 JamesJCrowe 2019-05-11
Joseph Cumia drinks child spit. His girlfriend is an incontinent old man. These are facts.
1 CasinoIndian 2019-05-11
1 Whiplash91 2019-05-11
This confidence is good. He won't be able to help himself to post even more on social media. I think it's going to be a good week boys.
1 debonairgarbage 2019-05-11
Wait so he did nothing and now is bragging about it?
Classic Joe.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-11
FACT: you didn't get the last sub shut down and your brother is friends with a registered sex offender. Brain-dead dipshit.
1 wbgreen 2019-05-11
Well, he is a Libyan who thinks he can take credit for the legacies of Ceaser, DiVinici, and Columbus.
1 FatMosque 2019-05-11
Nice Ceaser, stupid
1 wbgreen 2019-05-11
Nice not noticing I misspelled da Vinci too, stupid.
1 FatMosque 2019-05-11
Gosh dang it
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1 FiatBarbie 2019-05-11
I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.
I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18905 words so far, 39417 even with the inclusion of your banned account.
Another thing: Gene's a man, you're a bitch who's afraid of his fists.
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-11
You are not the reason the last sub shut down, and your brother is friends with a registered sex offender. These are easily-verifiable facts, you fucking lummox. Did you get Layla to school on time today?
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1 panasonictooth 2019-05-11
It wasn't removed though, incompetent fag not.
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-11
The fact that he even acknowledged us means we won.
1 FAGGOT-FAGGOT 2019-05-11
1 twatto_time 2019-05-11
I trolled the trolls
1 late_50s_why 2019-05-11
And the trolls win
1 fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-11
u/SpaceEdge hope you're happy you fat fucking shitty eyed vape thief. Because you wouldn't relinquish mod status Joe Cumia will go to his grave happily believing he really got the sub shutdown. But we all know the truth. Get your head bashed in with a brick soon, faggot.
1 PFCBloodFart 2019-05-11
Stab that fat fuck with a broken vape pen in one of his fucked up eyes
1 thenameless1one 2019-05-11
Li'l
1 timallenonacid 2019-05-11
Oh, Joseph Cumia; lost child. Why have you wandered so far from the path of our Lord that his light has faded from view entirely?
Why do you turn your back on our Father for quick thrills that leave you sullied and wanting?
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness
John 1:9
It is not too late for you, Brother Joe. Repent!
1 80sCerealKiller 2019-05-11
He did what.. now? Hes like a Pro-Wrestler who refuses to admit he lost the match you saw him lose last night.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-11
Yusuf Hassan Abdullah Qumiya is a national treasure...and that nation is Yemen.
1 bumassjp 2019-05-11
Fucking retard.
1 ichise8 2019-05-11
another victory for war hero joe
1 Sternacthegreat 2019-05-11
Ha, we get -
His brother -
1) Exposed as a tranny connoisseur 2) Child groomer and perhaps more 3) Woman beater 4) Hilariously bad author 5) Parent dumper 6) Turned into a terrorist meme 7) Kicked off Twitter 8) Hoaxed as a dead has-been 9) Exposed all around poor sport
and Him
and himself as a -
1) Shiftless lay-about 2) Racist 3) Poor parent 4) People's Court Lolcow 5) Etc, etc.....
But they are winning? That Cumia logic is unmatched.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-11
He’s such a stupid Boomer
1 donald_kingsley 2019-05-11
That’s the problem though, Joe’s just too quick-witted, how can we possibly counter his razor-sharp mind? It’s like facing off against a quantum supercomputer with spunk dripping out of it’s arse.
1 Neg-Crepe 2019-05-11
Wait... he thinks HE shut down the old sub?
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-11
except on national television of course
1 Wolosocu 2019-05-11
Wait I thought Logan Lynn got the last sub shut down.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-11
So what were the responses from his idiot boomer friends?
1 Phkna1 2019-05-11
His proudest moment is taking credit for a tantrum by a fat junkie faggot.
1 harnal_the_grayt 2019-05-11
He loves reddit. His days are filled with nothing, I'm sure it's very boring. Giving Joe a purpose, as retarded as that purpose is, is good for his brain, which will turn to mush in a few years anyway.
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I'm nominating this sub for a Thousand Points of Light award.
1 Fezisasmellyhomo 2019-05-11
“Box’s.”
Holy fuck he’s dumb.
1 MershComic 2019-05-11
It's literally ALL this man talks about.
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-05-11
Oh Joe. Look at you being a baiting faggot. Oh lawd he baitin.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-11
Awful troll. Still showing he's a fat boob