Back to the cotton farm with you.

Is he the picker or the crop?

the fertilizer

His head looks like an N64 enemy without enough polygons

Donkey Kong's slow adult brother who enjoys pro wrestling.

Donkey Mong

He grew the beard to soak up extra cum.

Wish wwe would give sam a storyline similar to Michael cole and heidenreich’s

Throw his ass out, he's a nigger! HE'S A NIGGER! HE'S A NIGGER! A NIGGER! LOOK, THERE'S A NIGGER!

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He has cum-drool in his beard.