Marco Homo

157  2019-05-11 by brothamenarmy

17 comments

”My brother gave me free money to take a white trash cruise to a place I could never afford to go to because I have no income whatsoever”

Marco Homo

Seen at many rest stop bathrooms along the silk road.

Marco Polsmoker

If Patrick and Joe ever met they'd argue about who has the smallest dick (proudly) and who is the better bottom.

Woah! He’s been to the Dominican Republic AND El Salvador? That’s crazy. Only a successful rockstar could afford such luxuries. Shit, it could’ve cost Anthony up to $1000 whole US dollars to send him to DR for a week with airfare, food, and alcohol included.

That’s an insane sum of money to a panera guy like me.

hey fucko, he's been to New Jersey too.

yea, Joe's life is so small that he thinks this qualifies as worldly

Hey, are you discounting Joe's hijinx in Thailand? The country that you can spend a month in for $50 US and thats including a daily night with a Thai ladyboy and a case of Thai beer every week

Fatso da Gama

Amerigay Boipucci

Let it never be said that we're an uneducated bunch.

joe’s been to a fucking applebee’s outside of long island & that’s the extent of his travels. worthless wop trash

Amerijoe Vesdouchey.

That's a fucking stretch.

Respect the time you spent poking fun at this gentleman.

many chuckles were had at this, well done sir!

I wish I could come up with a joke explorer name but 'Cristoball Colon' seems already apt enough.