After school implies that he got them there in the first place.

That is when he gets them there.

I like how half of what he lists is US Territory to inflate the amount of places he's listed. I'm about 1/3 his age and have been to triple the amount of countries he has, and they actually span the globe.

Although this is nothing to brag about because anyone you meet in a hostel in Europe has been to at least that many countries and is therefor nothing to brag about. Also a cruise isn't travelling, stupid. It's geriatric people and fat Americans too afraid and too stupid to do anything interesting. People who travel don't want to ugly families sitting next to a pool, they want to actually go somewhere.

I've been in Canada before.

I've been to Jersey!

It's pronounced canadada.

I've been to every country he listed with the exception of Cuba. But I can't imagine using my travel to define me as a person. Let alone my worth.

The simpleton shallowness of that is honestly astounding.

He didn't go to Cuba, he went to Guantanamo Bay and didn't leave the base.

Guantanamo is US territory. Nothing about it is Cuban

Except that it's in Cuba.

The Cubans have nothing to do with it though. It's a US naval base. US territory by way of a 99 year lease.

We all know it's a nigger lease, so that 99 is might as well be 99999999

Gibs me dat!

Why would he? The potato piles are all at the base.

I can't imagine using my travel to define me as a person

It's literally what retarded college girls resort to when they have been bested in an argument. "Oh yeah, well I've been to Spain!"

I'm not as good of a man as Sloppy Joe because I've never been out of North America with the exception of Japan. 😥

I can't even imagine your pain.

Incidentally i just got back from darkest Africa for my work. I was in a mall in Namibia and was sat in a cafe opposite some big black guy. He was reading one of those popular novels, like a Dan Brown or something (i forgrt), i noticed something was weird as he was staring at the book like a ticking time bomb. I also noticed he never turned the page. After about 30 mins i collected my take out and got up to leave. I checked to see what he was doing with the book as i walked past and he was just looking st the dedication page. He probably didn't know how to read but wanted to be like people on tv or some shit. Point of the story? Travel broadens the mind, i used to think black people back in the states were retarded because of social injustice... But turns out they are stupid from the point of origin. True story

Imagine trying to impress people with your list of budget vacations that you can get at Costco to 3rd world countries... eat a bullet Joe, you owe to your child.

It's true. You can get a $1.50 hot dog/drink combo and a trip to Trinidad from the same cash register.

Also it’s now a fact that Joe never did shit in the Military.

He was a Spud Specialist.

I've been on vacations with my family too. Because I have a job and I pay for them. I don't need my little brother to pay fund them for me. I haven't been on a cruise though. Those are gay.

But I thought he funded his family vacations with his military hero pension and by playing libtard softrock covers all over the continental US.

Oh that's right. I forgot that places pay 4 elderly faggots ten grand a night to cosplay.

Didn't he only get awarded 3 grand on the Peoples' Court for a one nighter?

It's like he's a lying old coon or something.

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In all my travels I've never been remotely tempted to take a cruise. Nor would I ever have thought anyone would consider a cruise to be traveling.

Unless you're on one of the luxery liners that stays at sea for months, the ones you have an apartment in and go around numerous continents, you didn't truly travel.

You just stayed in a strip mall for a week.

I don't even consider that travelling. That's called being on a floating holiday inn for a month.

Look up "glamping". Prepare for anger.

I went on one. Like 60 percent of people were over 55 and you can really only drink eat and gamble so much

HA is a beautiful state.

Harizona?

Colin Quinn's home

Hassachusetts

Anywhere I have ever been, I at least went on my own dime. Can you say that, Joe? It's easy to travel when someone else is footing the ball.

He's so beaten down that his new angle is that we're all just jealous of him. That's the type of stance you take when you're at your wit's end and can't think of any legitimate argument to make.

Believe it or not, tomorrow, he’s taking off on a Star Trek cruise.

There are Star Trek conventions that now, ah, FLOAT.

I was listening to that prank call while I mowed the lawn earlier, spooky.

Travel is not an accomplishment.

What a fuckin' dunderhead.

He’s getting fucked with so much that he thinks that everyone doing it has dedicated their life to it. In reality it’s just a very large number of people, many of whom lead successful lives and careers, who stop by from time to time to recreationally fuck with an old, dumb, useless, free loading, potato peeling boomer.

Someone taking 48 seconds out of their day to shit on a pathetic, overweight bovine, does not constitute an obsession. That's a cover song I'm not willing to play

"like.. child spit in the rain"

The tragedy is that no matter where he goes, he'll always be Joe.

This guy is a top-shelf dingle berry. He's stealing a page from Marion's playbook now.

Great, you’ve travelled to places, old faggot. I’ve earned my own living since I was 15, had a career since I was 21. Raised my family, my kids get to school on time, I am an actual biker instead of a cosplaying old queer. I have family and friends who know they can rely on me for anything.

But traveling to other places is surely a much better gauge of character. What a sad cunt you are under your veneer of being a world traveling tough guy.

My brother takes me on vacations! Jealous?

You know Joe and his ilk are the typical American tourist in every foreign place he's been. Wearing an American flag shirt, swim trunks and thong flip flops, being obnoxiously loud, letting everyone around them know they're from the U S of A. What a vile bunch.

Isn't the abbreviation for Hawaii, HI.... not HA?

Nigga bragging about Mexico?

Envy won't take you to Aruba, Jamaica, oh I went to, Bermuda, Bahama, come on jealous trolls, Key Largo, Montego, losers, why don't YOU go, Jamaica , and off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo and I've been to all those places multiple times in some cases!

I really have traveled around the world and not just Caribbean Cruise Ports and I've done those things visiting family, later backpacking style, later for marriage and more recently for work. I say that just to communicate the different views and here is one thing I can say for sure:

• Ignorant, witless, narrow-minded, small-minded, stupid or just plain unobservant people can be sent on a round-the-world 50-stop tour and return home just about as ignorant,witless, unobservant, narrow-minded and stupid as when they left.

At the outset, this doesn't seem possible and yet.. and yet I have seen this over and over again. I have a dumbfuck American friend and we can be in a remote Buddhist temple, take part in some elaborate tea ceremony and he will sip it and blurt out "dafuq..don't these fuckin people know how to make coffee?' and will be watching Rachel Maddow on his phone to see if Mueller is still gonna arrest Trump. I nearly stand in awe of his skills and ability to remain utterly ignorant of the world around him while he's in it.

Conversely.. there are some people who can visit Beijing for a weekend and they really have a mindset, a keen observer, they are 'absorbent' they really will immerse and create for themselves a magic adventure, taking in the nuances and leave changed, leave having truly experienced a different culture.

But Joe the cow-eyed wonder is not one of those people. He still wants to go back on Peoples Court to repeat everything he blathered about years ago, almost word-for-word :(

Those aren't accomplishments, Joe; it's not like you paid for the travel or flew the plane.

So instead of holding a bird he’s holding a cock?

We've done things you will never do

That statement is unequivocally true. I will never commit incest, smoke crack with my mom, take handouts from my younger brother in my mid 60's, beat a woman with a frying pan, neglect my young child, cosplay as the guitarist from U2, look like a human sack of potatoes, have anonymous gay sex at the Big Apple Ranch, date a woman who looks like a decaying corpse, abandon my mother when she is at her most vulnerable, or drop out of high school. Congrats, loser. /u/TargetedHarassment

The only cruise this old queen has been on is to the glory hole at the local bus station.

Yea... because travelling means you're not a 60 year old, talentless pedophile who drinks the spit of children...

Cumia logic is fascinating

that blade runner riff

perfecto

So his travels far and wide consist out of Caribbean tourist traps, the shit part of Italy, Dublin and Dubai (aka, the playboy's shopping mall poorfag retards spend a weekend at because they think it makes them look wealthy)?

Pretty much a hyphenated white trash holiday checklist