Shut up faggot

Your girlfriends gray face horrifies me

Why dont you have carol go hose down the driveway with her gushy pussy

girls suck at insults

Hahhahha bovine eyes

Better?

Naw, still a girl

That's something stupid female teachers say to nerds who get bullied to make them feel better. "He only picks on you because he's jealous, honey."

God, I hate women....

This can't be Joe if you're actually right about something

Hahaha what a limp-wristed response. Joe must have sent this before his daily testosterone injections

Did medusa tell you to post that?

I thought you had "gigs" all weekend stupid.

2 nights a week in a mediocre cover band isn't work, stupid, it's a hobby

I've had a publishing deal with Sony ATV for 20 years (after they bought EMI April), recording deals with Capitol, Arista, Chrysalis UK, SBK, etc, and thousands of hours in the studio all over North America. I've also toured all over NA, Europe and Asia

"Hey REDDITARD loser it's a TRIBUTE band because you GET the whole U2 EXPERIENCE."

When you soon die, getting repeatedly outwitted by strangers on the Internet will be your legacy.

Name your price, you stupid fat faggot

No, Joe, it works like this:

1) We are immune to criticism because we attack pedophiles and people who abuse women

2) Trolling people is fun

3) You guys pretend it doesn't affect you by proudly declaring that you don't care, which means you do badly

4) Seeing our victims recoil makes us bloodthirsty and we will not stop until the carcass is dry

Ask your brother how it feels to assuage his Satanic lust of underage girls, maybe then you'll get the picture, you old crooning boomer fag.

There is nothing abnormal about the behavior of people in this sub, stupid. All humans are bloodthirsty creatures, taking pleasure in the misery of others. O&A analyzed this shit on their show. Ugh you're so stupid.

You won't do a fucking thing except let your brother pay your bills and embarass yourself playing dress up in bars. You won't do shit because you never do shit. Psychological evaluation, my ass.

Couldn’t help but laugh my ass off after “I’ll prove it to you.” You really are a dumb cow, homo Joe. Btw why do you enjoy getting naked and smearing feces on your body and then going to maternity wards and raping and eating the babies there while I fuck your wife?

The lovely Layla (nice name by the way) will Google your name in the future and will have to undergo years of extensive therapy just to live a halfway normal life after the things she sees.

And we did all that because it was fun.

Don’t you think if a fraction of what you girls post here we’re actually based in fact, we would’ve been convicted and incarcerated long ago?

We're doing worse, Joseph: we're killing you on the molecular level. In the recesses of your chimp-like brain, it kills you to know that we're mocking you. You're bargaining with us - very poorly - not to do so, and that's the only reason you're here. You think playing it cool and tough will get us to stop. You're stupid for thinking that.

You’ve destroyed your own credibility by posting absurd accusations.

We really care about our credibility. Sure. Well we actually do, which is why we support our prophet Mel, he who calls out whores and thieves. You and your brother, on the other hand, dwell in the Sodom and Gomorrah of modern times known as Long Island, which is rich in Christ-hating Jews.

We prove our legitimacy by mocking Godless heretics like you. You receive money from your brother who wedded a harlot who had sex with you first. This is spiritual incest, Joe. And you know it!

I live in the Philippines, so you’re not gand will gladly dox myself if your reaction is funny enough.

I believe if Joe were to die before Anthony, we’d see a little more life in his eyes. I think some of his smiles would be genuine, since that fat burden would be out of his life forever.

Nice try Anthony. JoJo likes to write lots of words in caps. Go back to bed and rest your heart

I’ll take this

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources.

Muh dick

I’m a girl and I weigh 119 lbs. I’d hope you can take me although i have no idea what that has to do with what I posted.

This isn’t the real JoJo posting.

I’m a girl

Every time you post you make mention of this, and every time people don't care. We already have bellybutton freak, now fuck off.

Shut up. You’re the same loser that would kiss my feet if you met me.

Die

If you're not a minor then no one here is interested, especially OP.

Peeling potatoes doesn't make you airborne, faggot. You also have done nothing of value with the entire rest of your life. When you're dead, all you'll be is some drunk racist's brother. Nice life, stupid.

Anybody even read these diatribes anymore? Boomer Bovine with AARP shoes.

I have never read any of his text walls. I don't want whatever he's got.

personal feelings of extreme envy

I say this sincerely Joe: when I see pictures of you and a bunch of old, smelly men in their 40's and 50's sitting around a poker table, I feel like I'm seeing a vision hell through a dimensional rift. Your lifestyle is disgusting and depressing to me. You wear saggy dad jeans and New Balance shoes and play shitty gigs with low attendance like you're a teenager trying to kickstart a career as a rock star despite being in your 60's. Your wife has a repulsive, evil looking face. Her skin is awful and she looks like a demon. The notion of her dried up old vagina squirting is absolutely gag-worthy. Your kids are being raised by a low aptitude retard and are guaranteed to grow up being low aptitude retards themselves. Even if any of them had potential, the lack of a parent who can stimulate their mind and cultivate their intelligence will ensure that they become a mediocre wop like you. You're so stupid you haven't even figured out how to navigate this subreddit well enough to ingratiate yourself to us. The fact that you even post here is a sign that your priorities in life are completely haywire. The thought of having your life, or Anthony's life, is like something out of a horror movie to me. It's a nightmare scenario.

We’ve been places you’ll never go, we’ve seen things you’ll never see, we’ve done things you will never do

Give it to a sheltered Long Island guido to think traveling around the tristate area is "seeing things we'll never see". You're a embarrassing old retard. And somehow oblivious to the fact that you're doing exactly what you accuse us of: making claims about people you don't know. It's even more absurd considering we actually have information about you and Anthony to base our claims on. We listened to Ant on the radio divulging details about his private life for 19 years, and you've basically conducted one continuous interview on this subreddit ever since you settled in here. We have plenty of data to reference for how much of a fucking idiotic loser you are. Yet you have ZERO knowledge of us, save for a few fat retards like Josh Fonner and SpaceEdge. Who's less qualified to be making claims about the other, Joe?

You’re a gay nigger

I've traveled around the world (to way more places than you've named) and have a real career where I make good money. And I still think you're a zilch. So, it's not envy of you or the places you've been. And you really need to stop lumping yourself in with Opie/Anthony who at least arguably one could have been envious of at one time.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17954 gay words so far. Good job.

I own my own business and live on the other side of the world, so if anything you’d have to call all my customers if you wanted me to stop trolling you. Even then, I highly doubt anyone would believe that there is an online community named after a show that was cancelled 5 years ago that is dedicated to harassing members and friends/family of anyone associated with the show, including random people caught in the crossfire

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18005 gay words so far. Good job.

I do and can prove it, stupid

At least two

Why do you rape children?

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 18005 gay words so far. Good job.

Your mom’s dead

That's news to joe

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17826 gay words so far. Good job.

Alright, I'm convinced you're trolling me now, because I can't believe anyone (even a retard like you) would brag about visiting a foreign country for 1 week like it's an indication of wealth and status, much less a cruise which is exclusively for boring old retired people and white trash.

If you're trolling, good on you. If you're being serious, my god.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17826 gay words so far. Good job.

How to you respond to this verified photograph in which you are sucking Tranthony’s penis in exchange for his inheritance?

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17994 gay words so far. Good job.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17746 gay words so far. Good job.

Give it to a sheltered Long Island guido to think traveling around the tristate area is "seeing things we'll never see". You're a embarrassing old retard. And somehow oblivious to the fact that you're doing exactly what you accuse us of: making claims about people you don't know. It's even more absurd considering we actually have information about you and Anthony to base our claims on. We listened to Ant on the radio divulging details about his private life for 19 years, and you've basically conducted one continuous interview on this subreddit ever since you settled in here. We have plenty of data to reference for how much of a fucking idiotic loser you are. Yet you have ZERO knowledge of us, save for a few fat retards like Josh Fonner and SpaceEdge. Who's less qualified to be making claims about the other, Joe?

Brevity is the sole of with.

“YoU dOn’T kNoW mE sO yOu CaN’t JuDgE mE!!!!”

What are you, a thirteen year old girl? That’s such a low-IQ deflection tactic. Do you personally know any of the black criminals whom you’ve publicly attacked on social media? Didn’t think so. Shut up you fucking boomer idiot.

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17479 gay words so far. Good job.

How do you think your kids are going to feel when their friend Google you and they see this? http://joecumia.com/ I hope you homeschool your children because they are going to be the laughing stock of the school

Failure as a husband, failure as a soldier, failure as a musician, failure as a radio host... of course your a failure as a father, it’s par for the course of your life Joe. You’re an absolute zero.

It’s one of the first results when people google your name, stupid. After the Beige docs, your feed nana interview, and this subreddit

Can you post guitar lessons on your youtube page?

I heard you are a faggot. And I heard that from very reliable sources. I also heard that you embarrassed yourself in 17994 gay words so far. Good job.

How will you pay for your child spit once Tranthony dies? We know your dress up band isn’t gonna cut it. Will Layla have to do interracial bukakke porn?

We'd come off a lot better if we just dropped the whole directly naming his daughter thing.

So, faggot, are you gonna tell us how you feel about your brother allowing a convicted child rapist into his home on multiple occasions? Or you gonna keep ducking the question? What's wrong, don't feel like discussing how AntH was friends with a registered sex offender?

And every down vote counts As another one of you who read my entire post.

Faggot, I just scroll down the thread hitting every down arrow next to your name, don't flatter yourself, friend of a registered child-molester.

This fucking shtick again.

Dude ur right i wish i could have a 60 year old poof pussy dust in my face like u

This is, what, your 10th angle on why this place hates you? If it was so obvious why have you been incoherently babbling about other shit for weeks? You can play mental gymnastics all day, nothing will change the reality that you're a terrible person and you've exposed so much of your own buffoonery that we can make fun of you for decades if we wanted to.

Must be a slow day down at the Big Apple Ranch.