“I’d better not find any of you anonymous internet cowards posting beefer threads without the express permission of the women featured. I hate sexism, but as a man I’ve never truly faced it. It’s a raspberry vinaigrette I’m not allowed to dress my salad with”

252  2019-05-11 by I_hate_henry_rollins

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That's a Tijuana donkey show I won't spread my asscheeks for

That's a prostate I ain't massaging

That’s a dirty ass I ain’t eating

Not that I'm complaining but what did rollins do to garner our attention?

Just being a douche, I think.

That's a rest stop gloryhole you're not fit to put your mouth on

He’s a fruitful target, ripe for mockery.

He’s definitely fruity alright.

He's a fucking faggot

Nothing in particular in that he didn't attack us, any comedians we like, or defend comedians we don't like. He's just a self-important closet case murderer.

Now, now, we all know he said it was the blacks who did that shit. Murder is a band whose singer's seat he won't be keep warm.

He was mean to Jimmy once, that turned everyone on him a few years ago.

Rollins has a great instinct for detecting cowardly, fraudulent people and he aggressively attacks them.

To be fair it was a rightful smashing. He was being his typical obtuse pontificating cunt self and was surprised when someone called him out for his cunty behaviour and slowly back pedaled away from his position.

Real men like Jesse Ventura don't back down from worms.

Didn’t know about that. Was it on air?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=Fqmd0aTmdx0

15:00

Jimmy and Henry dropping n-bombs like it ain't no thang.

watch his new spoken word shit

No thanks

I'd venture to say some of us were fans at one time and as it became clear that the social justice movement was indicting anybody with the wrong attitude, he reinvented himself as a virtue signaling ally who, through ostensible tolerance, eventually the became the fascist he'd railed against his whole life up to this point.

Could you expand on the fascist thing? I've always found the Rollins stuff on here funny but I quite like him as a guy even though he's a bit cringey sometimes. What does he do that makes everyone hate him?

imagine being forced, through the threat of violence, or financial ruin, or both, or worse, that you have to adopt certain ideas or behaviours.

now suppose those ideas are called "tolerance" and "political correctness".

bullying and threatening people into being 'inclusive' of people they do not wish to be around is not being inclusive.

but they call this progress. they are the thought police yet they'll call you close minded.

I agree to an extent but I don't get what Rollins has to do with it specifically.

well, he's very black or white.

and so am i.

isnt this dude like 5'9 120 lbs

Maybe 160 in his prime.

He’s like 5’7” I met him at a USO tour thing and I’m only 5’10” and towered over him

did your schedules clash?

No. But their peckas did.

"Men are thirsty for power, but I will never drink from the Oasis of patriarchy"

Nice turtleneck peacoat faggot. Go ruin another band.

Gary Cherone of punk rock.

He looks like toothpaste

That's a roommate I won't abandon to a violent death.

Nice shirt, stupid

Loving the Rollins bashing.

Next to Patton the murderer it’s my favorite bit

Patton is a murderer. Facts don't care about your feelings

Is gender a social construct? That's an unarmed black man I'm not willing to shoot.

He rides buses and trains just hoping to defend women from white men.

He walks the streets with a cosh, hoping to be approached by a "white bastard” so that he can kill him

That's one hair follicle that I won't individually place.

Childhood sexual abuse victim hiding behind muscles, tattoos and a fake macho bravado.

I don't think he's talking about Iceberg lettuce

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Raspberry vinaigrette was a superb touch.

it is delicious

I haven’t heard one song by Henry Rollins, and have probably only heard him speak in short sound bites that I can’t remember. But these thread titles have made me unjustifiably hate him as if he actually spoke those words.

some people just look like cunts

Tell me he didn't actually say that! I saw him on Joe Rogan a couple of times and thought he was great! ☹️

Calm down and eat your probiotic yogurt.

Now that’s a Mercedes Benz and a salary I will drive !

These just get wordier and wordier.