“If you aren’t laughing at my jokes, you’re just a liberal.”

63  2019-05-11 by OpiesInstantReplay

47 comments

$70

He might take a photo with you for free unlike Norton.

Saw him last year. Was talking to a guy that brought a picture of him and DiPaolo and was excited to get it signed after the show. Before Nick put the mic down he grabbed his jacket and ran for the door. The guy was crushed and I was elated.

When that chick punched DiPaolo, he handled it like such a pussy crybaby I wouldn’t be surprised if he has two bodyguards with him at all times now.

Saw him a few years ago and I could tell the show was wrapping up, so I made a break for the bathroom. Got out to the lobby and he was already speed walking with his bags out the door. lol you can tell the guy wants 0 acknowledgment.

Hillary's cankles

slurp

I don't care what anyone says, I think this guy is Fucking hilarious

"Still".

whhOOOAAAaaAA this guy is taking a stand

He's alright

Life is very, very difficult for white men right now, and I for one salute this olive skinned minority for sticking up for us.

What's so difficult for non white men?

Life’s always been difficult for you olive skinned folks.

All you guys wanted to do throughout history is control every aspect of organised illegal income.

We prefer to call it enthusiastic capitalism.

I call it “Who taught that nigger to count?” Lol

Avicenna did we wuz kangs

Finally a guy who just tells it like it is, man

That’s dangerous in today’s political climate, ya know.

Something something political correctness run rampant

Ironically he looks more and more like a covetous jew

You mean a covetous globalist.

wow somebody's upset that 1 comic out of 10,000 doesn't pander to liberal faggots.

He also got koed by libtard woman

Crowd doesn't react to joke

WHAHDADYDHA A BUNCH OF LIBTARDS? LIGHTEN UP FOLKS

which is usually accurate

Because no one screams humor like conservatives

so true man, drumpf jokes are fkn epic. gonna go watch jon oliver, cya

Nice I'm gonna go check out ol huckabees late night show on fox

yea dude while ur at it check out other left wing comedians such as trevor noah and jimmy kimmel too they are so epic

Ya cause those are the only examples stupid

i feel bad for them tbh

Politics are for fucking faggots

Thanks Sam

You must be a faggot

Lawsuit on the way

Exactly. It isn’t like Republicans ever told jokes on Obama

He's been doing the same schtick for 20 years except he used to rail against "the soccer moms".

I listened to his new special. It was okay. I really only laughed at 2 jokes.

When he said the Vince Lombardi rest stop was a great place for pedophiles to beat off into the faces of terrified children.

He said there was some woman at Fox News whose panties he wanted to take to distill and make a nice cider out of.

Look out, folks! This guy’s got some views that you pipsqueak beta-cucks might find EHHHFFFFFEEEENSIVE....... but he’s really just a flag-wavin’ taxpayer who’s exercising her FREE SPEECH 🇺🇸 #MAGA2020

Faux-Tough Guy who laments about the “PUSSIFICATION OF THE USA”........ Cowers and snivels like a victim when threatened by a young woman on Twitter ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Oh look the goombas are downvoting you because you are 100% right about Nick DiPussy.

do all italian men age into nanas?

went from being a funny guy to a self hating racist half a moolignane

That special stunk. I wanted it to be good. I really did, sincerely. Genuinely I would have told you if I didn’t.

Puts a picture of himself flipping off a guy that was murdered

It’s not in poor taste because the guy was involved with misguided activists! I’m the last bastion of freedom in this country fellas!