"Linz Bella won't have sex with me. I'd better make a post every day for the next 10 years about how much of an ugly, diseased whore she is in revenge instead of getting my life together" - copyright /u/JohnDough911

32  2019-05-11 by MonsignorScurrility

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1  GenedelaHotCroixBun 2019-05-11

Been thinking about him lately

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-11

Nothing weird or creepy, but he likes you.

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-11

I'm contractually obligated to point out u/linzbella fucked Big A

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-11

As long as you weren't trying to woo her in pathetic PMs while saying this, you're all good. I don't give a fuck about that skank, just about a pathetic loser in our midst sending "You up? Miss you" messages to said skank because he got cucked.

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-11

lol. believe me I don't think you're WRONG to smash the guy, I just want to make sure that is also noted.

1  AIIenRicketts 2019-05-11

I don’t like how he casually shows up in threads as if we’ve forgotten.

1  YangtzeRiverChina 2019-05-11

You have to be a special kind of retard to think that you're going to get some ass from this sub of all places. Let alone, someone involved with the fuckheads we're making fun of.