The only way he's 204 is if he's 5'2"

this lie is along the lines of his 250 pound bench. His arms are small and without a hint of muscle while his belly (not chest) is doughy and round. Knowing Pat he probably did 5 sets of 50 and claimed that’s the same thing.

i never thought of it that way, but you have to be right. by that logic a determined toddler could lift several tons. patrick is the type to invent something that's "technically true" in his head and say it with no sense of his own dishonesty

250 bench if you're 300lbs isn't that impressive.

Better? He knows there's pictures of both of them, right? There is no one here that would fuck Niki over Adrienne. There is no area of his life that he's honest with himself about.

Adrienne looked like chubby but cute chick would let you fuck her in the ass. Nikki looks like an autistic girl who thinks blow jobs are gross.

I'm sure she's a 7 in Wisconsin.

He’s 204 pounds like Rosie O’Donnell isn’t a cunt.

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U/patrickstomlinson needs to post a video of himself stepping on a scale.

And that 250 pound bench press, sweetie baby honey child.

In front of a bus would be better.

Your continued obsession with my body is interesting, little one.

Out of context, that's just creepy.

That's also coded language for "You're a faggot."

out of context that looks like it came out of witness testimony

Jesus Christ, it’s creepy in context. He’s a pathological weirdo - delusional, hateful, spiteful and wishes he could be the violent animal he pretends to be. He’s transparent but expects everyone to go along with it. He just lies and then gets mad at you for not believing him. He treats people like crap but thinks he’s above anyone he dislikes. He’s sick. Very very sick.

Uh. I can tell which wife is better. Sorry child.

Best part is this was in response to being told his ex wife dropped his worthless ass. He states his new wife “found it”, without realizing he just admitted he’s a worthless ass. Fail for Fatrick, child.

Fat 204 certainly isn't a lean tren 204

204lbs? Didnt know he was 5'2"

He might be 204 lbs if he's 5'5".

Fatrick is only 5'8" so even at 204 lbs he still is clinically obese.

All i know is that Adrienne finally doesn't fear for her live and well-being day to day.

Getting a little ahead of yourself Patrick. The middling attractive Hooligans bartender will probably politely decline your proposal.