Kill the men! Kill the elves! Take the gold, for ourselves!

0  2019-05-10 by FanOfBenjamin72

Said by Dwarves

(The Hobbit, animated movie 1976)

4 comments

I miss you benjamin72!!!!!

Kill your parents

Take some pills

Keep this bullshit to yourself

Excuse me sir, but my parents are elderly and very good people, I would never harm them! And as to your other suggestion, pills are fun sir, why wouldn't I take them?! You seem like a very boring fellow indeed! You don't like doing drugs, I'm betting that women aren't fond of you sir! Maybe if you weren't so up tight you would rake some Vicodin and adderall and 69 a lovely lady! Loosen up sir! You are wasting your life by being BORING!

Dwarves are Jews so of course they considered this.