It has to be a prop, right? You can make references to things like Jimmy does with Quincy, but no one would still continue to actively watch any of that godawful old dog shit.
Or, he and his idiot brother had just stepped over the threshold to look at the house for the first time, and fell in love with it immediately in some kind of retard roman THAT'S IT THIS IS WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF! moment.
All the angles are so wacky it legitimately looks like a 19th century haunted funhouse. Perfect for a clown-haired nosferatu zooted on bars.
Long island carpenter who installed it for him, in his most convincing long island carpenter-y accent: "Dat's what the Roman peoples always used to do. They'd cut a divot in the roof so that the column couldn't slip out. You want the mahble (HEH, the suckers all think it's mahble, we won't tell em about the deal I'm givin you) stickin' in there real good and snug. Gives it an air of authenticity. Back in those days they were always havin' floods and erruthquakes and shit you know?"
Nah, it's how the wops from two generations ago and the nouveau riche immigrant Asians, jungle Asians, and wops like their McMansions. I want columns, fuck the architectural aesthetic, Miguel.
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3 SirSodomy 2019-05-10
Nana is well rested and well fed
3 JoshFromMichigan 2019-05-10
Columbo box set on his coffee table because of course.
2 billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-10
Nana likes her stories.
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-10
It has to be a prop, right? You can make references to things like Jimmy does with Quincy, but no one would still continue to actively watch any of that godawful old dog shit.
...would he?
1 DennisFalcoon 2019-05-10
He's a geriatric, of course he likes that shit.
2 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-10
How could he be this retarded? How could he give us this template?
1 Cumias_folicles 2019-05-10
I saw the photo on twitter first and then immediately came here for the photoshops. They are literally retarded to not see this coming.
1 age_of_cage 2019-05-10
he's a cumia
2 MySexJunkSmells 2019-05-10
Made a template for everyone, have fun #feednana
1 GinFoss 2019-05-10
Highly appreciated
1 kingship75 2019-05-10
Brothaman!
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-10
Good job brothaman.
2 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-10
He actually did the vector, too
1 zambonibill21 2019-05-10
Nice column, stupid.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-05-10
Jesus, that's horrible. It doesn't even fit up top and it doesn't line up with anything on the bottom. He asked for that to be put there, no doubt.
2 zambonibill21 2019-05-10
It's so outta place.
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1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-10
Or, he and his idiot brother had just stepped over the threshold to look at the house for the first time, and fell in love with it immediately in some kind of retard roman THAT'S IT THIS IS WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF! moment.
All the angles are so wacky it legitimately looks like a 19th century haunted funhouse. Perfect for a clown-haired nosferatu zooted on bars.
1 intrepidenterprise 2019-05-10
So so so so you're saying that isn't a load bearing column built by Marcus Aurelius?
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-10
Long island carpenter who installed it for him, in his most convincing long island carpenter-y accent: "Dat's what the Roman peoples always used to do. They'd cut a divot in the roof so that the column couldn't slip out. You want the mahble (HEH, the suckers all think it's mahble, we won't tell em about the deal I'm givin you) stickin' in there real good and snug. Gives it an air of authenticity. Back in those days they were always havin' floods and erruthquakes and shit you know?"
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-05-10
Hey, whoah, /r/packitchofsositch is pretending he architects.
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-10
i wonder how many toes have been stubbed trying to turn that corner
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-05-10
Nah, it's how the wops from two generations ago and the nouveau riche immigrant Asians, jungle Asians, and wops like their McMansions. I want columns, fuck the architectural aesthetic, Miguel.
I got a tree on my house. Fight me.
1 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2019-05-10
Side bar.
1 im_not 2019-05-10
Age.
1 Bluesmoky 2019-05-10
Not to minimize the good others have done with the template but I think this is the one we've been waiting for.
1 corystereo 2019-05-10
Times like this, I wish he was back on Twitter.
1 all_copacetic 2019-05-10
Can someone who's handy with photoshop use that to make an r/roastme sign for him? I'm curious how he's hold up over there.
1 schleiderftw 2019-05-10
If you can get me the original photo, I’ll do it for you. This one wasn’t the best job, you can see it was photoshopped where ant’s fingers are.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-10
Got the fingers right, but no vector. Someone should add a little crease where he’s holding the paper, resize and scale it so it’s A4. There’s the original https://i.redd.it/9dsu9tk6cex21.jpg
1 deep_legal_shit 2019-05-10
truly looking like a Nana here
1 TomaszLuniewski 2019-05-10
Oh boy
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-10
His house is ugly.
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-10
Ghoulish
1 snargfursk 2019-05-10
Don't get too distracted by Forehead O'Malley or Fatrick, or even Jim & Sam. We MUSN'T forget to FEED NANA.
1 will4two 2019-05-10
The Colombo box set on the table. What a fucking asshole.
1 BlueBash 2019-05-10
From Deep Discount, no doubt
1 bornrevolution 2019-05-10
pennies on the dollar!
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-10
Obviously fake. Hes only wearing one shirt
1 TheMaestro2 2019-05-10
He's drunk in this picture
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-10
give him a break, it was almost noon
1 champ-chomp-chump 2019-05-10
No, no, no, no.... I haven’t had nine thousand beers before 10am.
1 ReggieTheReckless85 2019-05-10
Thank you for your service.
1 RtardedPelican 2019-05-10
The thumb indicates the amount of shirts he's wearing.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-10
This and the mothers day one are fucking great. I appreciate and salute your guys autism.
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2019-05-10
100% Anthony
1 fatHormoneAbuser 2019-05-10
You fucking brothermen really do bring joy to my life
1 DonkeyPunch19 2019-05-10
Nice cheap, wooden columns stupid
1 GinFoss 2019-05-10
I specifically told this sub not to do this! Sorry ant, I tried
1 PigRoachAmySchumer 2019-05-10
And that someone wasn't me. God bless you, child.