I really hope nobody photoshops this to change the intent of the picture by altering what he is holding

That would be rude

page from a child's swimsuit catalog.

https://imgur.com/poh026q

Too old

I’m not ready to go through 10 pages of Google results for “child in swimsuit” on the Panera WiFi

Put a sexy pic of Sue “SphereHunter” Lgihtening

too cis-female

oh, that's funny.

Or a paper about 9/11

https://imgur.com/87fHZZC

Perfect

I went to google feed Nana for the image and saw that one of you autistics actually bought and paid for feednana.org

Unfortunately they have a bunch of links to the old subreddit that are broken.

Nigel won't stand for that!

I’m so relieved

Is that the couch where Anthony's good friend Jeffrey Hollander, a convicted child molester and registered sex offender, digitally raped two twelve-year-old girls at one of the notorious Compound pool parties? /u/OpieCakeStomp

I hope he had it scotchgarded

Wraps it in plastic like a good (wannabe) italian

Scorchguarded

Weird goo

Nice Columbo box set on the living room table you out of touch zilch. Has this faggot ever even seen a movie or TV show that was released after 1990?

Hence why he’s great friends with Norton.

That and the pedophilia

I like that it's on display, like a conversation-starter.

"Oooh, is that Columbo? I love that show!"

You forget yourself, sir!

Don't you recall? His live-in whore Missy Muscles is a confirmed hashtag Colombophile

Seinfeld premiered in 1989, can we count that?

Better than the Quincy boxset Jim masturbates to.

That don't make you a bad person.

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He looks like he's been crying.

Excuse me, sir, the correct term is "pissy-eyed."

Keith brought him two beers and he downed them to get that two beer buzz...

The pic is a fake ... he is only wearing one shirt.

HA HAH HO LEEE SHITTT!1!!

Look at his fitness basket, what a proper queer

Aren’t you also, for even knowing what it is?

Damn he's really upped the gauge on his anal eggs huh? That one's the size of a very small medicine ball made for frail-armed Nanas!

I thought it was cat toys

Hahahaha wtf wheres the guy who called tmz? Did he delete his threads or did a fucking mod?

That would be me, yes, deleted my threads, now that this comes to light!

Thank you for your service

Nice job holding a white square in front of yourself, retard. This dumb wop used to mock anyone stupid enough to do this. I feel shame that I used to be a fan of him.

Lol

He looks really sick though

The beginning of end stage liver disease.

So he is back from the hospital? I hope everything is going alright

He sure does love beige.

Except when he's making documentaries about him and his family.

Italians have the worst taste.

He looks more healthy than he’s ever looked to be honest.

Nobody can deny this.

The doctors must've pumped him full of good shit because this is, unfortunately, the best he's looked on camera in a long, long time. He almost looks human in this one.

Honestly, he looks quite svelte... 58yrs old for sure, but a very healthy and happy 58. Thin, wealthy, nice home, got the girl, has a beautiful cat, a couple of sweet rides, enough dough to last a couple of lifetimes, a close and loving relationship with his family and good friends. Oh... and he’s not dead. BONUS!

You’re right he does look quite frail.

*Had a cat

"he got the girl, has a beautiful cat"

The girl doesn't merit a description but Joe has it bad for that sexy feline. I'd be concerned for that cat's safety if Beavis weren't faster and smarter than fat old Joe.

He’s a failure and I laugh at his misfortune. Look at that tacky shithole house. The defeated look. What a pathetic old has-been...HA HA HOLY SHIT!

He bought the girl.

Not a single word of this drivel is true, you dago pederasts are like Bizarro. "Ant am rich, Ant am healthy and happy, him never fuck children and Sue was cute young lady." What a shitshow.

I would bet money that Joe googled "synonyms for skinny" before he typed this. Babbling moron

Close relationship with his family? He left his loving mother to rot in a nursing home for five years. Only a savage would do that. You only speak to him because he gives you money like a common whore. Dawn is traumatized from being raped by you two black Americans repeatedly as a child, so she continues to hang out with her abusers out of confusion.

Here is the actual tweet Keith made. That is fucking hilarious.

They should have confirmed it with TMZ and then have him come back in a week or so, maybe it would have drummed up something other than complete obscurity.

I can't believe that Keith had to drive out there to take the photo, because there was nobody already at the compound to take it.

Big old house, no-one in it.... sad.

Preferred. #FPMP

Oh, and nice job with that fucking column. Not only does the top not match neatly with whatever it's supporting, the bottom doesn't line up with the tiles.

I'm surprised he hasn't taken a hammer to it; it must piss him off whenever he sees it.

Uh, you have two different angles. The bottom of the column is on a 45° angle to the wall which is acceptable since the top of the column has to be square to the beam above.

Do you even construction bro?

Do you even construction bro?

Sadly, no; my busy schedule at Panera doesn't allow it.

The bottom of the column is on a 45° angle to the wall which is acceptable since the top of the column has to be square to the beam above.

Then why not widen the facade of the member it's supporting so they look like they were designed for each other, rather than looking like some poor-quality builder jammed a column stolen from from somewhere else to prop up a failing beam? You could even have the head and foot rotated at different angles to match whatever they're joined to.

Or, you know, just use a round head and foot so that there's no discord with the column's surroundings.

Ewwwww, Round column bases. You really are a Panera employee.

Round column top with a stupid looking widened for no reason beam. Yuckaroo.

Goddamn he looks skinny. I hope he gets better soon. I mean, so we can keep making fun of him. I'm not worried about him or anything.

So when he does die, we call it a hoax and Keith has to provide us corpse pics

Great precedent he's set

How would we ever tell the difference?

It’s looks like he lives in a model home.All that fucking Beige.

those 20 ft long curtains in the back infuriate me

He looks bad. The last few years of my grandma’s life she got that gaunt look in the face; it’s not a good sign. He’s got a year left — max.

Zoom in and cover his mouth. His eyes are sad and frightened. Also bloodshot and jaundiced.

Where the fuck is 'lil Beavis?!

Packed into a doner kebab rotating spit probably.

🤢🤮

Poor Keith - he gets the call from TMZ asking if Anthony's dead, rushes over to the Compound ready to fill his truck with the late Anthony's belongings, and when he gets there Anthony greets him at the door.

What an emotional roller coaster!

Ktc is holding a gun to his head. Anthony will not die until he signs that will.

Looks like a newish shape

Found him passed out in the basement bathroom floor, surrounded by vibrating eggs empty Xanax bottles and bud light. Had wake up and take off the shitty underwear put on a gay NYPD T shirt and hold up a newspaper. Smile Nana!

He looks like he should be making my pizza

Zoom in on that head....that totally looks like a toupee. Look at the sides.

Why didnt Ant just tweet that he was fine?

Because #PERMANENTLYSUSPENDED

Ahh, the strangle room.

Zoom way in and look at the sadness in those eyes..

Holy shit. That pillar is fucking garbage. Who the fuck with build it that way, the feet of the molding are literally foot too long. Cant even be a fake structural pillar just a dirty daego indicator.

Obscurity-man is hating on a decorative pillar in a house that’s probably worth a minimum of 4x whatever it is that you live in? HO-LY-SHIT...Is that a joke? You can’t be serious....but you are!! “Further Proving My Point” (instead of spelling it out I’ll be using #FPMP a lot from now on) You will all be “Further Proving My Point” almost every time you post.

The term "decorative pillar" #FPMP that you people are straight siciliano spazzatura. In case you dont speak italian because youre from an african colony off the coast of a real country, that means 'garbage'. I grew up in one of the only towns on long island that can compete with Roslyn Heights as far as wealth goes, qnd at least i had a father who didnt ditch my family to go play "fuck my mouth while I dress up" where he was the only who didnt have to wait til spring to appreciate "the swallows".

He has the collection of Columbo on his table. What a fucking old bore

Close relationship with his family? He left his loving mother to rot in a nursing home for five years. Only a savage would do that. You only speak to him because he gives you money like a common whore. Dawn is traumatized from being raped by you two black Americans repeatedly as a child, so she continues to hang out with her abusers out of confusion.

If Anthony had any sense he would've used this opportunity to fake his own death and start a new life under a false identity

You’re welcome.

He looks greeeeeat

Not fake but really gay.

Seriously guys, One only needs to read the commentary under every post on this sub pertaining to us to see everyone here is part of a giant seething bag o shit. The overt hatred is 100% plainly due to envy, and the envy is palpable. Wannabes. I’ve said this for years. It’s still true today. Nothing has changed. It never will.

We get it... It’s hard for the attention seeking people here to resign themselves to being “nobody’s”, but it must be even more frustrating being an anonymous nobody.... and almost unbearable being an anonymous nobody even further obscured within a large collective of anonymous nobody’s. You get nothing for your effort, not even recognition. No one knows you exist.

Almost every single comment being a disparaging one is a huge tell. You guys don’t tip your hand...you play it wide open. You hate us because you’ll never be any of us, and that’s what you’re so angry about. Psych 101. You’re so transparent... ironically, just like the invisible man.

Written on behalf of: Ant, Opie, Jim, Sam, The compound crew, friends and family and everyone else you feel the burning desire to “hate”. Now continue posting your hateful, albeit cathartic, shit to further prove our point.

Maybe as a parting gift, I’ll get a professional shrinks opinion on the phenomenon known as r/opienanthony ... Wouldn’t that be an introspective step in the right direction? Yeah... I’ll do that for you folks. It’ll be a gift!

Every last comment here #FPMP