Nice jaundice, stupid

26  2019-05-10 by SomervilleDan

8 comments

A very obvious sign of liver failure.

On a related note, alcohol and Xanax get processed by the same things in your liver. If you do both at once it's pretty bad for you

I'm not too sure about that.

Hes turning yellow to look more like moe syzlack.

CP media would have to manually color him in post and the money's just not there

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that clown hair!

he's becoming his own green screen.

It's horrendous. Stupid Keith's picture from today could have been on the front of a Jaundice cereal box, sort of like Life cereal but featuring a person with jaundice. Cereal varieties aren't what they used to be. I mean, I'd fight to get some variety back in my morning breakfast. This whole health trend craze shouldn't make its way into the cereal market, which is sort of niche nowadays anyway. Obviously this is to be expected given the Bovine scares of the early 00s, i.e., mad cow disease, etc., thus the milk was looked at as the problem, not the cereal per se. However, most believe the subconscious connection between the two led to the removal of Oreo O's from the Kellogg's cereal family. Needless to say, there is still some work to be done.