How would honestly feel if Ant died?

0  2019-05-10 by diddlybooba

I'd be pretty sad, because he was unbelievably funny for many years, and only terrible and unfunny for the past few. Part of the reason we're all still here 5 years after the show ended is because O&A was a big part of our life. If it wasn't we wouldn't keep coming back here to talk about these boring old men. Joe is partly right when he likens what we're going through as a breakup with a spouse.

He's just a dumb ugly Long Island wop who was destined for mediocrity and dead end jobs, but lucked into meeting Opie and has a successful career. I don't like the fact that he's a pedo and an woman beater, but he's undeniably talented.

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Save this shit for r/TACS. At this point there isn't a single person on this sub who isn't rooting for Ant to die a slow painful death.

Personally I would prefer to let him languish in obscurity for a few more years, but Ant dying would make some great content for this sub

God what a queer you are

You'd be sad. Admit it.

Absolutely not, i would be mildly irritated that this place had lost a trickle of content, but given how obscure the dago cunt is, that would pass in about a day or 2

Any true O&A would feel at least some remorse. You're probably one of those European faggots who started listening on Youtube in 2012.

I've been listening to O&A since they were in Boston and I can't wait for this degenerate dago pederast to flatline. Go dry-hump a cactus, faggot.

That was such a sickeningly homosexual comment I'm starting to think now that this is just a bit. If it isn't and you're being real, please kill yourself post haste

It's sincere. I listened starting in 1999, when I was 14. I've had Opie, Jim, and Ant's voice in my head 4 hours a day for almost every year since then. That's why I say you must be a recent fan. If you've spent that much time listening to a group of people, no matter how much you hate them for Tweeting things you don't like, you're not going to just brush off their death like it's nothing.

Cool story.

I would feel relieved that a true pedophile - who really, truly doxxed people and groomed girls - can’t hurt innocent people any more. One less creep is a good thing for humanity. 👍🏻

Then I would laugh at the inevitable financial shit storm as they iron out the future of CP Media, the mortgaged McMansion and who gets the wrinkled green screen to remember Nana by.

I would be a little spooked that we set our intentions and our ancestral guides put in the work.

Then I would laugh.

I thought you worshipped Jobu?

I just want people to know to never mistake me for someone who feels bad for him just because i will have the decency to not go any further on bashing him. Funny posts, sure, but I won’t have to point out he’s a woman beating, pedophile racist

Death is the goal for much of the former O&A universe. I’m genuinely rooting for Jim’s death because I hate him so much but once he does die, I’m not going to continue talking shit, I’m just going to move on. I don’t have to hate you anymore if you’re dead. He isn’t hurting anyone 6 feet in the ground

What about Sam? Will you at least trash dead Sam?

there’s always an exception to every rule

He's already dead, bro. Anthony's a shell of himself. It's like The Simpsons, I wouldn't care if that show ended because it's been over for 20 years in my mind.

The Simpson's has to be one of the weirdest stories in TV history. It was such a cultural phenomenon and one of the best shows ever from season 3-7 (8) and then it just kind petered out and has been on fumes for 20 fucking years. The amount of better shows that have come and gone (canceled or series finale) is staggering. Yet, the Simpson's keeps meandering about.

Season 2's good, man, was watching it yesterday. It's very realistic and reminds me of Matt's comic, Life in Hell.

Season 1 is definitely shit though, and anyone who says otherwise is lying to be contrarian or pretentious or whatever. Faggots.

Season 1 is still by far better than the shitshow it is now.

I'm looking forward to seeing unfunny people post "TIL the Simpsons were still on the air" repeated 500 times on regular Reddit when it finally gets cancelled.

It's crazy to think it's been shit for 2/3 of its run. They should've just ended it when they started making Futurama.

Honestly, I would masturbate furiously for 24 hours while laughing like a hyena

So you wouldn't be doing anything different than what you normally do?

Correct. But I usually cry when I do it

How would honestly feel if Ant died?

I don't know who this 'Honestly' person is. Maybe we should ask them.

Yea, as much as we kid and joke, I honestly hope he is ok and pulls through whatever he is going through. The man gave me so many laughs over the years, and let's face it, if he dies, this sub will lose a large chunk of content.

I just wish he would stop being such an ass and just put on a funny show.

Agree. I’d def be sad. I hope he’s doing fine.

Sad because I want to see compound media die first

Honestly, I'd (will) actually laff, genuinely.

Feel?

Like its all over - we can all go home.

Good. Seriously. Fuck that guy.

I'd be sad. u/diddlybooba if you care, I wrote myself a few notes on the tragedy of Anthony and it looks a bit like what you said. Here's part of it, if you care-

That Twitter tirade wasn’t the ramblings of a racist man. That was him fighting back for all the times he could never fight back. That’s what happens when you push some abused people. They don’t just see one target, they see every person who ever pushed him around- his father, his yelling gym teacher who failed him, his ex-wife, the producers who screwed him over, Bill O’reilly and Mancow and the other radio Djs who screwed him over, made fun of him when he couldn’t reach them, and other people we don’t even know about. He was projecting all his anger for them onto that woman. It was 40+ years of rage, because that stuff never goes away. He can never go back in time and hit his old abusers, and that frustration will forever be in every strike-back he ever makes for the rest of his life. Sometimes there will be a little of it, sometimes a lot, but it’ll always be there.

He’s sick of the yelling. The yelling brings him back to his awful childhood. His reaction is unpredictable when he goes back there. He swears, he yells, he fights back for all the times he couldn’t fight back. He fights back the only way he knows how, which is with the hurtful words that used to hurt him.