Doctors are currently examining Anthony’s heart

95  2019-05-10 by NortheastPhilly

7 comments

Sam

His heart shrunk to compensate for the hard-on he had

As he sent that "14-year-old girl" an iPad.

Then he turned a camera on his craterous face

To yell, scream, and rant about statistics and race.

P fuckin good

You're a mean one, Mr. Cumia

You really are a homo

You're a mean one, Mr. Cumia

With a face as bumpy as a road, smooth as broken glass, Mr. Cumia

You've got a face as black as hot cocoa!

This was a bad attenpt at a song parody

Dude, we didn't hear you. I think your keyboard crapped out.

I've been called sexy