“Yeah I’ve had pepperoni before” he said smugly on today’s show, seemingly the only middle aged man in history to ever make this declaration so proudly. Then he went on to explain that in the UK where he grew up they put pepperoni under the cheese, so one time he had it by accident and it was yucky.
17 comments
1 doctor_drake_remoray 2019-05-09
He single-handedly keeps the chicken tendies industry in business.
2 JMueller2012 2019-05-09
Sickening effeminacy
1 evil-nick 2019-05-09
yet loves it in tube form.
1 suirogerg 2019-05-09
Look at how much his hairline has receded.
1 SibHashian13 2019-05-09
These old photos must make him feel bad. Which makes me feel good
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-09
He's aging at 4x the normal rate
1 McGowan9 2019-05-09
The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttfucker
1 JansHammer 2019-05-09
someone post the photo of the lunch Sam's mother packed for him. He was like 27 too.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-09
The not being able to eat steak thing is maybe number 1000 on horrible things about that fucking mutated humanoid
1 Metal_Gear_Sausage 2019-05-09
This cromagnon laughed and then was furious about the “water” later.
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1 BaggySpandex 2019-05-09
He gets grossed out by steak, but will drink milk no problem then proclaim it smugly. I wish the worst for this moron.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-09
To him and nobody but him.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-05-09
It reminds him of his dads unwashed chode being shoved in his mouth
1 floppy666 2019-05-09
“Yeah I’ve had pepperoni before” he said smugly on today’s show, seemingly the only middle aged man in history to ever make this declaration so proudly. Then he went on to explain that in the UK where he grew up they put pepperoni under the cheese, so one time he had it by accident and it was yucky.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-05-09
He can suck a cock though.