93 2019-05-09 by Jim-sucks-shit
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-09
That sweaty forehead is like a funhouse mirror
2 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-05-09
sweating out all the toxins from his 3rd grade diet
1 suirogerg 2019-05-09
Watching him go from intern shit stirrer to some sort of tough guy radio host has been sickening.
1 doctor_drake_remoray 2019-05-09
I’ll never understand his arrogant tough guy schtick. He’s a fourth-string commentator on a show about play-fighting. In a world of betas, he’s an omega.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-09
Hehehehe you mean I’m not a beta? Not even a beta? I’m not a beta? Hehehehe an OMEGA! hehehehe
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-09
ORIGINAL PHOTO HERE
1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-05-09
Sam looks like he is de-evolving. He seems like he is about a year from being the caveman in the Geico commercial.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-09
I hope he gets clubbed to death before then.
1 lowend73 2019-05-09
Are we not men!
1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-09
His dad is the one who told him to call 911. What a faggot lineage. He then called roadside assistance and made a man change it for him.
The guy that did it should have punched Sam on principle alone.
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-09
His dad was probably in the middle of a buttermilk binge and angry to be interrupted by his queer half-breed son
1 Corey8706 2019-05-09
He looks like broccoli that was cooked in an easy bake oven.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-09
but I like broccoli
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-09
Except there’s more vitamins in one piece of broccoli than Sam’s eaten his entire life.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-05-09
He called his fuckin dad and his dad had to call for assisstance. Stop this gene pool please
1 jml9689 2019-05-09
What did he put in jess' drink to convince her to continue this lineage??
The one liquid that no woman on earth can resist: Scorch cum.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-09
Looks like sideshow bob
1 sprimusp 2019-05-09
You didn’t have to put the part about him calling 911. The first half is accurate enough.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-09
Sam is such a piece of shit that I don’t even buy the story.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-09
Maybe it’s not a good idea to inject your son with HGH in order to induce puberty....
1 deyterkyerjerb 2019-05-09
I called 911 once cause there was a guy riding a dirt bike near my house.
1 EvanMG23 2019-05-09
Even worse is he thinks it’s some kind of badge of honor to not get his hands dirty or know things a man should know.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-05-09
Only a fucking queer would do that.
24 comments
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-05-09
That sweaty forehead is like a funhouse mirror
2 Cornelius_Vajwort-II 2019-05-09
sweating out all the toxins from his 3rd grade diet
1 suirogerg 2019-05-09
Watching him go from intern shit stirrer to some sort of tough guy radio host has been sickening.
1 doctor_drake_remoray 2019-05-09
I’ll never understand his arrogant tough guy schtick. He’s a fourth-string commentator on a show about play-fighting. In a world of betas, he’s an omega.
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-09
Hehehehe you mean I’m not a beta? Not even a beta? I’m not a beta? Hehehehe an OMEGA! hehehehe
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-09
ORIGINAL PHOTO HERE
1 HeWhoIsNotMe 2019-05-09
Sam looks like he is de-evolving. He seems like he is about a year from being the caveman in the Geico commercial.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-09
I hope he gets clubbed to death before then.
1 lowend73 2019-05-09
Are we not men!
1 Kurt_Love 2019-05-09
His dad is the one who told him to call 911. What a faggot lineage. He then called roadside assistance and made a man change it for him.
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-09
The guy that did it should have punched Sam on principle alone.
1 moleguy9k 2019-05-09
His dad was probably in the middle of a buttermilk binge and angry to be interrupted by his queer half-breed son
1 Corey8706 2019-05-09
He looks like broccoli that was cooked in an easy bake oven.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-09
but I like broccoli
1 GrandTefftAuto 2019-05-09
Except there’s more vitamins in one piece of broccoli than Sam’s eaten his entire life.
1 RichardKlamzz 2019-05-09
He called his fuckin dad and his dad had to call for assisstance. Stop this gene pool please
1 jml9689 2019-05-09
The one liquid that no woman on earth can resist: Scorch cum.
1 IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 2019-05-09
Looks like sideshow bob
1 sprimusp 2019-05-09
You didn’t have to put the part about him calling 911. The first half is accurate enough.
1 gregoryjingles 2019-05-09
Sam is such a piece of shit that I don’t even buy the story.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-05-09
Maybe it’s not a good idea to inject your son with HGH in order to induce puberty....
1 deyterkyerjerb 2019-05-09
I called 911 once cause there was a guy riding a dirt bike near my house.
1 EvanMG23 2019-05-09
Even worse is he thinks it’s some kind of badge of honor to not get his hands dirty or know things a man should know.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-05-09
Only a fucking queer would do that.