Reminder: Sam is such a worthless sack of pathetic human garbage that he once had to call 911 because he had a flat tire.

93  2019-05-09 by Jim-sucks-shit

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That sweaty forehead is like a funhouse mirror

sweating out all the toxins from his 3rd grade diet

Watching him go from intern shit stirrer to some sort of tough guy radio host has been sickening.

I’ll never understand his arrogant tough guy schtick. He’s a fourth-string commentator on a show about play-fighting. In a world of betas, he’s an omega.

Hehehehe you mean I’m not a beta? Not even a beta? I’m not a beta? Hehehehe an OMEGA! hehehehe

Sam looks like he is de-evolving. He seems like he is about a year from being the caveman in the Geico commercial.

I hope he gets clubbed to death before then.

Are we not men!

His dad is the one who told him to call 911. What a faggot lineage. He then called roadside assistance and made a man change it for him.

The guy that did it should have punched Sam on principle alone.

His dad was probably in the middle of a buttermilk binge and angry to be interrupted by his queer half-breed son

He looks like broccoli that was cooked in an easy bake oven.

but I like broccoli

Except there’s more vitamins in one piece of broccoli than Sam’s eaten his entire life.

He called his fuckin dad and his dad had to call for assisstance. Stop this gene pool please

What did he put in jess' drink to convince her to continue this lineage??

The one liquid that no woman on earth can resist: Scorch cum.

Looks like sideshow bob

You didn’t have to put the part about him calling 911. The first half is accurate enough.

Sam is such a piece of shit that I don’t even buy the story.

Maybe it’s not a good idea to inject your son with HGH in order to induce puberty....

I called 911 once cause there was a guy riding a dirt bike near my house.

Even worse is he thinks it’s some kind of badge of honor to not get his hands dirty or know things a man should know.

Only a fucking queer would do that.