God is killing Anthony on Mothers Day the year after his abandoned mother died.

163  2019-05-09 by TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Pretty funny stuff.

43 comments

It's like poetry. Nigel Igger is going to send his condolences soon though.

do you think nanas last thoughts will be about sue?

God is banning Anthony from the sub of life

irl

The ultimate obscurity

if you strike me down, i will become less powerful than you could possibly imagine

Permanently Suspended

That's unfortunate, I was hoping he'd lose the network first.

Who do you think he'll bequeath it to? Keith? Joe? Bobo?

Writing a will requires forward thinking, and the guts to face your own end.

Anth's got none of that; one of the lawyers on here can explain what "dying intestate" means.

KtC has to have POA at this point. Joes going to come to keep looking for a hand out, and Keith is going to tell him. You lose, you get nothing. Good day sir.

Sounds like another 5 years of this sub to me.

Unlike Anthony Cumia

I'll be looking forward to artwork. And of course Joe's last months of free internet.

Get them funeral home pages ready

Joe is getting his new balances polished, T shirt pressed, and charging the kiddies' iPads as we speak

"carol!! Should i go with the guitar legend t shirt or the ronnie james dio one?"

Hopefully they bury Tony "the kid toucher" Cumia in Joe's Fiat.

"Carol! Where's my shirt with the chains that look like suspenders?!"

He’s giving his social security number to a Chinese con artist right now, thinking of all the new Fanders, Chibsons, and Gratsch’s he’s going to buy.

WHAT ABOUT THE EBIPBONES?!

The free “Phender” shirt with all orders over $500 tricked Joe again

Jeeeeeezus Christ, son of aaaa bitch.

Get what deserves.

Anthony is going to spend eternity in Hell being called a faggot by Joe Sr.

They'll be probably blowing each other for old times' sake

In the shower

Ho Lee Shit my fair-weather friend

Someone tag BroJoe in this thread so he can concoct some poorly thought out, incoherent explanation. I can't remember what his username is now since he's on his like 15th alt

Don’t worry, he’s here. He’s always here.

Well he's certainly not taking care of his young daughter

His mom’s box

Literally

He is dead?

Yep. Heart attack. Confirmed.

I think it was heart attack induced stroke that did him in. Well, anyways, a dead nigger faggot is a dead nigger faggot

but he looked so young!

When my friend Pat (IrishAlkey) died this motherfucker called him a piece of shit at his wake.

He’s now dying a known pedophile with a failing internet venture. Good fucking riddance.

I wonder if they'll bury him in Mommy's shoes

I was honestly hoping he would live longer. So we could see him lose everything, the lifestyle, his much prized “compound”. Maybe see opie jump on a cake that Anth mistakenly believed she earned. Seeing him having to move into brother joes house would be pretty amazing. Everything getting repoed or being left behind. Seeing what scant belongings he chose to keep in the little space he is provided with. Probably some OandA gear but mostly booze. He deserved a much harder fall, hopefully being dragged to court for his sex crimes. It would be life imitating art in a certain way. He would resemble coranado soprano at court. Seeing more his ball washers turn against him. Seeing Keith and brother joe not let him into their homes or offer any support. All of this lost like tear drops in the rain.

Is this a new way of provoking Cumia to come out and deny allegations? If so, I’ll gladly message tabloids and tell them that a “source” says Cumia passed on

I hope its a black nurse and not god that finally kills ant. Either through negligence or in the name of social justice, either would be poetic

I'm already dead. I ain't scurred.

(gasps)Mother's Da(smacks table).. Haha Ho-lee shit!