Jesus Christ

41  2019-05-09 by Moveinslience

43 comments

People pay to watch that?

No

a general cover and with a two drink minimum.

That joke could've been trimmed down to 3 seconds.

This whole set should have been trimmed down to nothing so Colin could get up there and tell some jokes

his stand up really is awful

Should have spent more time perfecting his craft.

I’m surprised he doesn’t stop to eat egg whites before he delivers the punchline

Jeeezzzzzus he stinks

This is hot unfunny comedienne tier material.

He even looks around and smiles like a hot girl trying to get some sympathy

He makes the funny face when you’re supposed to laugh. It makes it easier to follow.

Stand up equivalent to a laugh track. Takes the guess work out of it for us civilians.

It really is helpful. I couldn’t tell when I was supposed to laugh, but the faces, shoulder shrug, and head shaking helped a lot.

BONALD BUMPF!!! XD

Oof

Jim tries to make everything as social commentary and tries to be the devils advocate so much.

Do you really need to add the “look, I understand” if it doesn’t add to the bit?

Why is he pacing so much? He must be antsy to get home and not work on tomorrow’s show.

It's to keep his asshole from falling out after Princess Alena wrecked it.

He sounds really nervous and distracted, like someone shot this in his first 6 months of doing stand up. It's really weird. His delivery is all over the place too. Fuck happened to this guy?

Stick to the prop comedy, Jimbo.

Most comics can just write jokes based things that are going on in their lives. Jim is so boring he has to write jokes about current events and trump tweets and that's why his comedy has always sucked. Also he's a faggot

Is there anyone in entertainment who's whole act isn't Donald Trump?

Sidewalk jugglers on the Strip in Vegas?

It’s really crazy. I remember the days where entertainment and politics, for the most part, were separate. If you wanna take a few jabs at the guy fine but the obsession with him is bizarre to me.

Awesome another special built on topical humor that No one will understand in a few months. Way to go jim

“... on everything” Yuck

It’s topical!

I don’t know, I thought it was kinda funny

Wasn't bad at all. And he actually looks comfortable. His specials are shit, but I'm sure he's way better in clubs.

So brave of her to go up there while battling through chemo...oh, wait.

You can see through this fucking asshole like a pane of glass

After watching this, maybe the endless slew of stories about trannies shitting and pissing on him, and sucking cock at/since the age of 10 really is his niche.

He’s seriously doing Trump material.

Just end it dude.

Knowing that Gim Morton makes a living out of this makes me want to kill myself.

President Trump, you are already a legend. You would be up for a spot on Mt. Rushmore if you had this man killed. Also, please take Opie, Anthony, Sam, Fatrick, and Fatton.

OH MY GOD

Did the horse have a meaty pussy? Really bring it home, Jim.

I want to snap that fucking arm.

Can somebody get this guy some jokes

he shoulda watched other comics sets. This stinks

Hasnt he been doing this for almost 30 years