Colin Saves CNN

Just in time.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/markjoyella/2019/04/30/cnn-drops-26-percent-in-prime-time-as-fox-news-dominates-april-cable-ratings/

As CNN prepares to move its prime time studios and operations to a glitzy new building at New York City’

Just needs to move their green screen equipment to Manhattan

Sounds great on a surface level but, and maybe the techies can weigh in: can you really get podcasting equipment into the city?

Everybody knows you can't get that into the city. Kumya is still waiting to get that Manhattan studio. Then he will get the big guests.

They also just bought out(laid-off with better PR) 100 employees.

I mean I like Colin, but what is he doing?

Receiving more eyes for free?

everytime i post this reference colin fan boys dont get it even tho its a classic line

I admit, I didn’t. Compounded that it could’ve been a sincere line in reference to politics, I definitely didn’t. Nice me being stupid, stupid

https://youtu.be/f91Ty9F2WlU?t=2m55s

That’s really obscure.

if your a casual fan i guess?

colin running down to the studio to defend himself is a pretty classic colin clip and that line is kind of the crux of the segment

Oh, there’s more to it. I’ll listen to the entire thing. I punched out when they got on their ‘lol newscasters cant say our names!’ Thank you for your service.

Never critique something ever again you byig fyat phony

It's the best ever.

He got there in 3 and a half minutes hahahah

It was even funnier when CQ came back enraged and repeated it.

That minute is some prime CQ

Guess I forgot to laugh.

Chomp

I don't give a care

I can't remember anything from the show in all honestly. Mid 2016 was probably the last time I listened to a clip.

It's a funny line but Ant never actually said that quote.

i never said ant said it, its colin who said it

the proceeded to call ant a back alley Tunisian knife fighter

Colin was misquoting Ant. It was in response to CQ fixing Seinfield's car. I think the real quote was "I mean I like Colin but he wouldn't be my first choice to push a car"

Here you go: https://youtu.be/f91Ty9F2WlU

3 min mark

dude, i know, i posted that clip

are you foreign or something?

Reaching a bigger audience than Anthony, Opie, Jim and Sam combined.

Right wingers complain when leftists refuse to have a conversation outside their leftist safe zones, then raise an eyebrow when Colin rolls up his sleeves and does it the other way around?

It's an Anthony quote, stupid.

I'm still not watching this shit on CNN. I'll find it somewhere else.

This could be his big break.

It's like Remote Control all over again.

This guy’s had more breaks than Bobby Kelly’s knee, chachi.

Fuck CNN

Here come 20 articles about how one of his jokes was “not ok”

Why Colin Quinn joking that both sides are dumb is problematic

He is quoted as saying “nice shirt, stupid”, and this is why many are fighting back.

Colin Quinn harasses trans advocate James Norton.

They stipulated that known urine drinker and queer, Jim Norton is in fact ugly, wormy and a child molester.

Why? Is this an admission that Colin's show is biased liberal faggotry? Because there's no way CNN would let its idiot viewers hear valid opposing arguments.

Stupid, when your ratings drop almost almost as hard as Anthony's net-worth there are no liberal or conservative faggotry.

If they knew broadcasting a Hitler impersonator getting blown by a black child while beating Jews with a stick would get them to number one for the next decade they would send Anderson Cooper to do the live coverage while sitting on a horse dildo.

They're actually going to get me to watch CNN.

Sirius plays lots of his bits. I’ve heard him on the comedy greats station to and from work every day the past week. It’s all great stuff.

Desperation is a stinky cologne, CNN.

Cue some arthouse bitch who's never told a funny joke in her life calling for him to be car-bombed because he cracked wise about socialism

College bitches love Colin, though. This is going to be interesting.

Who doesn’t love ol’ Col?

Colin Quinn is at the forefront of Vertigo awareness he also eats too many lady-cookies for a grown man. Thank you for your time.

The Colin News Network.

Nice cardigan, stupid

But Michael Richards points out that there's a nigger at his show and they won't even let him on cspan

How would you guys rank Col's one man shows? I have yet to see Red State Blue State

Colin dresses like a total fanook.

Col makin it again, has it been 10 years?

Colin's beard of a wife is having a bad influemce on him.

in a world of subjective truth, they think there’s objective truth. And that bothers me when anyone does it

colin is dangerously close to moral subjectivism. ima have to demote him under Norm.