Cumia's Ball Washers Are Turning On Him

101  2019-05-09 by tunisianknifer

23 comments

Nothing they do makes sense, the entire thing is a scam.

He's the faggot who makes those terrible fucking Photoshops of the hosts and the guests on that shitty "network".

In fairness, they lose him and their goes 40% of the content.

i hate those fucking photoshop.. always uses the same dumb filter

It makes ZERO sense - guy who pays to watch Compound Media.

Uh oh...

❌ means we're dealing with someone that's a real PROBLEM.

I'm surprised it wasn't a circle tbh

Everyone knows why they didn't use the x to sign at ellis island

Torelli - wops sure love Italian shit

Ha ha ha. That guy's a giant ball washer too. Enjoy obscurity, stupid.

They’re grasping at straws now. This is the death rattle of Ant’s media empire

Compound Media's death will be suicide by cop

Two in the back of the head for ant at the studio. Cops arrive at his home to find all the furniture already missing.

to be fair Artie and Dykstra would be so hilarious, even Ant couldn't ruin it

maybe artie from 10+ years ago

Are you kidding? With how washed up and pathetic they both are?

Dykstra has the worst blowjob story in human history

this guy makes the horrible photoshop art for compound media

They didn't learn from Artie I guess

Wait till they see the thoughtful cameo he did for Joe Cummie-a. They'll learn to love Lenny

They had to scoop up Lenny Dykstra before Gas Digital got him.

Dykstra is kind of the perfect guest for Nana. Another guy who torpedoed his career with increasingly poor financial decisions.

Imagine how bad Joe is at broadcasting that they brought a meth head instead to CM. At least if Ant gave Slow Joe a show he could actually work a little for his allowance.

Dykstra is a piece of shit, no wonder Ant hired him:

Coughlin detailed incidents and accused Dykstra of credit card fraud, failure to pay rent on the magazine's Park Avenue offices or for bounced checks, lawsuits and printing costs.

https://www.gq.com/story/lenny-dykstra-magazine