He’s AARP eligible at this point, yet he still makes the “yo, I be hard and shit, Detroit what” face in every picture. Go raise your grandkids you boomer faggot.
The dude should have retired after recovery. He could have gotten away with a couple collaborations here are there but nobody wants to hear him anymore unfortunately. The final nail in the coffin what's his woke anti Trump bullshit.
Should have retired after Eminem Show. Everything after that has been straight garbage. Recovery wasd just an hour of him crying about how hard his life is.
This is the correct answer. Everyone keeps granting him mulligans. Remember Relapse, his big comeback record everyone acknowledges was shit even him? Eminem made 2 good albums and everything after MMLP has been him trying to recapture it. By his own admission. And now he exists cause black niggers need to have a token white guy to like. In summation, Eminem has autism face and I hope a chinaman shoots him in the back of the head with a shotgun.
Go back and look at any old pic of him, I never noticed but he completely looks like a lesbian, a fucking white bitch who would have a Audrey Hepburn poster on their wall
I'm happy this guy came up cause his entire career I've been laughing at him. I remember at his peak when people were buying posters of him, he'd be there in his sweatpants trying to look tough but always pouting his lips. They were giving him the Markey Mark treatment and he was out there calling Backstreet Boys faggots.
I don't listen to him. but bragging about laughing at someone who is worth millions isn't really worth bragging about. you laugh at him at your 9-5. he wakes up and says I'll make shitty music in my giant ass house and cars
but bragging about laughing at someone who is worth millions isn't really worth bragging about.
Tracking someone's net worth and using it as a reason not to make fun of them is the height of faggotry and I really hope you one day become less of a bitch.
but bragging about laughing at someone who is worth millions isn't really worth bragging about.
Tracking someone's net worth and using it as a reason not to make fun of them is the height of faggotry and I really hope you one day become less of a bitch. Like you're worse than a dude who worships cops, you're someone who thinks retarded rappers are beyond reproach.
Hey retard, Keven Federline has a lot of money too, are we weird for making fun of him?
What went wrong in your dumbass life where you feel confident having this opinion? Is working as an engineer or oil fracking VP doing a 9 to 5 not as cool as being a degenerate queer who can rhyme words? Kill yourself.
Always thought he was a really good rap writer, the performances were a bit hammy for my taste but he was always better suited doing the ridiculous comedy shit, even if his nasally fake wigger voice was tiresome.
Now, looking back, go find any picture of him when he was in his prime fame... he looks like a complete fucking queer. Eyebrows all done, always squinting his eyes to try to look dreamy, very lanky appearance, even in this picture here he's so obviously posturing his dopey faggot face to make himself look how he considers attractive.
Like women who whine about a photographer getting "their right side." No wonder the fucking queen got plastic surgery or botox, or whatever he did to develop that plastic consistency. He's always been a "put-on" with a fake voice, fake tough guy act, and now a fake face. But hey, he does have some good classic rap songs. I will give even a cockroach its credit if due.
Wrong. He rode on the back of white people wanting angsty shit. Yelawolf is objectively a better rapper, has better production, and writes better hooks. Hell even Machine Gun Kelly is a better rapper, but Eminem is still riding off his early peak.
I know this is a bitchmade opinion to have and I sound way too serious but I am really trying to get people to look at his music objectively and realize he was a flash in the pan. He spent his entire fucking career hating his mom and complaining about being famous.
Yeah, I don't really care about the contents of his work. His whiny mom and wife shit was tacky and gross white trash, but his writing, rhyme scheme, and the one liners was really good. As I said, his comedy was where he made his bones. I wasn't blinded by anything, my opinion on his work is evenly measured.
By the way, I would never in my life listen to some fucking faggot shit called Machine Gun Kelly or "Yelawolf." Be fucking embarrassed that you ever listened to any rap after 2009.
This little manlet faggot ruined the locker room when I grew up playing AAA and junior ice hockey. FUCK YOU WIGGER FAGGOT, and even more fuck his listeners.
46 comments
1 OpieTittyBamBang 2019-05-09
He’s AARP eligible at this point, yet he still makes the “yo, I be hard and shit, Detroit what” face in every picture. Go raise your grandkids you boomer faggot.
1 Tarlan_is_cool 2019-05-09
he cakes on makeup like a true cumia would
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
The fact Machine Gun Kelly didn't bring that up makes me think the whole beef was a work.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-09
He's a millennial. How the fuck do some of you dopes not know what age range boomers are?
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-09
You’re both wrong, he’s Gen X. Born in ‘72
1 Cawdor 2019-05-09
Boomer just means “older than me” to these retards
1 2hawt2sexxxi 2019-05-09
Shut up boomer
1 OpieTittyBamBang 2019-05-09
Do you honestly think that I thought Eminem was born between the late ‘40s and early ‘60s you fucking imbecile? Nice perception of a joke, stupid.
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-05-09
song for faggots
1 mrwhite9292 2019-05-09
The dude should have retired after recovery. He could have gotten away with a couple collaborations here are there but nobody wants to hear him anymore unfortunately. The final nail in the coffin what's his woke anti Trump bullshit.
1 Grillskillz 2019-05-09
Should have retired after Eminem Show. Everything after that has been straight garbage. Recovery wasd just an hour of him crying about how hard his life is.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-09
He should have retired after “Foolish Pride”
thats were he peaked
1 Mademillionszz 2019-05-09
His highly anticipated Nigger track
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-05-09
He should have retired at the General Motors assembly line
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
This is the correct answer. Everyone keeps granting him mulligans. Remember Relapse, his big comeback record everyone acknowledges was shit even him? Eminem made 2 good albums and everything after MMLP has been him trying to recapture it. By his own admission. And now he exists cause black niggers need to have a token white guy to like. In summation, Eminem has autism face and I hope a chinaman shoots him in the back of the head with a shotgun.
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-09
AND HES ORANGE!
legend mate
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
awfully hot coffee pot
checkmate drumpf
1 Audibledogfarts 2019-05-09
I think his new album is pretty good but the trump thing was pretty awful
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-05-09
Trump is a fat faggot but that rap was childish and embarrassing.
1 AnthonysGunFauxPas 2019-05-09
Wiggers suck rap is gay besides a handful of nigs that are good at it I can listen to
1 Mintwa 2019-05-09
And they are all dead or star in shitty kids movies.
1 YeahIGotAFace 2019-05-09
I wouldn't really call what R Kelly did a "kids movie" but point taken.
1 sjhdddtddd4swwcf 2019-05-09
line of the day
1 aRTie02150 2019-05-09
This nigga looks like he's transitioning.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-09
Go back and look at any old pic of him, I never noticed but he completely looks like a lesbian, a fucking white bitch who would have a Audrey Hepburn poster on their wall
1 McGowan9 2019-05-09
You never noticed?
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
I'm happy this guy came up cause his entire career I've been laughing at him. I remember at his peak when people were buying posters of him, he'd be there in his sweatpants trying to look tough but always pouting his lips. They were giving him the Markey Mark treatment and he was out there calling Backstreet Boys faggots.
1 Die-rector 2019-05-09
I don't listen to him. but bragging about laughing at someone who is worth millions isn't really worth bragging about. you laugh at him at your 9-5. he wakes up and says I'll make shitty music in my giant ass house and cars
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
Tracking someone's net worth and using it as a reason not to make fun of them is the height of faggotry and I really hope you one day become less of a bitch.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
Tracking someone's net worth and using it as a reason not to make fun of them is the height of faggotry and I really hope you one day become less of a bitch. Like you're worse than a dude who worships cops, you're someone who thinks retarded rappers are beyond reproach.
Hey retard, Keven Federline has a lot of money too, are we weird for making fun of him?
What went wrong in your dumbass life where you feel confident having this opinion? Is working as an engineer or oil fracking VP doing a 9 to 5 not as cool as being a degenerate queer who can rhyme words? Kill yourself.
1 Die-rector 2019-05-09
you're a retarded for making a reply this long lol. hit a nerve did I
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
"You mocked me and made everyone think I am retarded, are you triggered HMMMMM?" - You, right now, being a colossal faggot.
1 gcastrato 2019-05-09
I think it'd be kinda cool if all the sudden out of the blue he starts using the word nigga a lot in his raps.
1 JerkStoreJ 2019-05-09
Nice makeup, stupid
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-09
He looks like a wax sculpture. Makeup wearing queer.
1 faggotherelistenup 2019-05-09
yellin at the mic
beard is weird
1 VisiblePlan 2019-05-09
He was funnier when he hated gays. Now he just yells about racism and shit. And gets mad when critics hate his shitty albums.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-09
Always thought he was a really good rap writer, the performances were a bit hammy for my taste but he was always better suited doing the ridiculous comedy shit, even if his nasally fake wigger voice was tiresome.
Now, looking back, go find any picture of him when he was in his prime fame... he looks like a complete fucking queer. Eyebrows all done, always squinting his eyes to try to look dreamy, very lanky appearance, even in this picture here he's so obviously posturing his dopey faggot face to make himself look how he considers attractive.
Like women who whine about a photographer getting "their right side." No wonder the fucking queen got plastic surgery or botox, or whatever he did to develop that plastic consistency. He's always been a "put-on" with a fake voice, fake tough guy act, and now a fake face. But hey, he does have some good classic rap songs. I will give even a cockroach its credit if due.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-05-09
Wrong. He rode on the back of white people wanting angsty shit. Yelawolf is objectively a better rapper, has better production, and writes better hooks. Hell even Machine Gun Kelly is a better rapper, but Eminem is still riding off his early peak.
I know this is a bitchmade opinion to have and I sound way too serious but I am really trying to get people to look at his music objectively and realize he was a flash in the pan. He spent his entire fucking career hating his mom and complaining about being famous.
1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-05-09
Yeah, I don't really care about the contents of his work. His whiny mom and wife shit was tacky and gross white trash, but his writing, rhyme scheme, and the one liners was really good. As I said, his comedy was where he made his bones. I wasn't blinded by anything, my opinion on his work is evenly measured.
By the way, I would never in my life listen to some fucking faggot shit called Machine Gun Kelly or "Yelawolf." Be fucking embarrassed that you ever listened to any rap after 2009.
1 zoogie778 2019-05-09
Has he had plastic surgery?
1 juschippinyababe 2019-05-09
This little manlet faggot ruined the locker room when I grew up playing AAA and junior ice hockey. FUCK YOU WIGGER FAGGOT, and even more fuck his listeners.
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-09
Nice cunty clay face, stupid.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-05-09
"Ha, Donny Drumpf is orange"
*Face looks like it's made of clay
1 watermelanoma69 2019-05-09
Eminem did a battle rap verse that was anti trump so yeah it split up his fans. He was good In his first 3 albums been shit since
1 lowend73 2019-05-09
Besides 50, has there ever been a successful artist on Shady records?