Hump Day Confessions

0  2019-05-08 by timallenonacid

Reveal your worst moments before our Lord so he may forgive you

I’ll start us off this evening; I didn’t hold the door for a gentlemen coming behind me at the supermarket two days ago. I’ve said 7 Hail Marys and I have received God’s love and forgiveness.

13 comments

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-08

If you don't mind me asking, did God relay that information to you

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-08

you don’t get the newsletter?

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-08

I'm probably not on his mailing list

1  FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-08

Anally from a homeless man with a bible.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-08

In true biblical spirit

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-08

I jerked off in a church bathroom during a funeral. Lord forgive me.

1  OutlawMemer 2019-05-08

That's just trying to show off.

1  fatprick_s_tomlinson 2019-05-08

It's true though

1  TehSamurai01 2019-05-08

Is your name Dave by any chance? Do you reside in the Eastside?

1  JansHammer 2019-05-08

God told me that you should contribute to Bobo's gofundme and listen to the Jim and Sam show for a week.

1  fourStrokes1900 2019-05-08

The devil takes many forms

1  JMueller2012 2019-05-08

Some asshole didn’t hold the door open for me at the supermarket two days ago, so I fucked his mother

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08

I once offered 60 dollars for the severed head of Nick DiPaolo but got outbid