I like it already.

I'll have to watch that.

i dunno

santa clause takes away glory from jesus

but mel brings glory to jesus

this is a tough one man

Santa Mel is gonna team up with Jesus to pull a Grinch on Hanukkah and take the holiday season back from the dirty kikes once and for all.

Yes!

What are you doing you sweet bastard, get to writing immediately!

Opening scene: a trio of 12-year-old coin-clippers are bullying one of the few Christian children in the neighborhood, mocking him for only having one day of presents instead of 8. When the young believer snaps back, "Wow, a jew bragging about having more, that's new," the lead heeb gets pissed and really lays into the boy.

We pull back to see that Santa Mel is watching all of this through his magical snow-globe. He takes a long, savoring drag from his corn-cob pipe, then exhales a huge cloud of smoke into the air. "Bag little boys are getting more than coal in their stockings this Christmas," he says with a snarl.

He'll be dropping some Zyclon B down the Goldbergs chimney

To what? Delouse everyone in the home?

I couldn't be more thrilled to watch this (((darkly comedic Christmas film))) come to life."

The Jew enjoys providing several big budget releases desecrating The Christ at Christmas time.

The coal is really just jew ash