Did you hear about that cab driver that went on a killing spree last night?

Nah I was.... no, I didn’t hear about it

“I get real dark sometimes.”

I thought the thumbnail was of Le Tenia.

Nice French cinema reference, stupid.

You ever seen what a 44 magnum will do to a chick’s penis?

This was immediately after he thought about making a chip cartoon show

"How old is this plain-Jane Betsy?! Who do you think you are?! I like boys who don't take me to pornos. Yeah good for you, honey."

Betsy really motherfucked him.