I like Darius Rucker.

I remember when I was a kid it blew my mind when I found out he was black when I saw him on TV. That's certainly not what you picture listening to Hootie

Same here. I always figured he looked like 1980's Jimmy Buffet.

wasn't Carol the drummer in Hootie?

Whoever said this sub sucks now isn’t seeing golden moments like this.

You're gay.

You and meeee We come Fromm different worlds You only laugh at me And I never fuck girls

Shoehorn

Nah. It checks out.

It works. But "cause I don't fuck any girls" might fit the caden

That's what syllables are, stupid.

Well aware

Nice awareness, stupid.

Sometimes I'm sleezy

and you wonder why

Drink spit from babies

And the tears when they cry

Mafucka can write a catchy tune and plays American can made guitars. MooJoe can do neither.

I don't believe Darius Rucker has to leech off of his brother

I got kid spit under my feet

Ugly ass Carol starin' back at mee

And I'm not white, I'm not whiiiite.

Homo and the Bovine-eyes

Why yes, I have something to say:

RRAAAMOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!! BRING ME A CUMIA WHO DOESN'T HAVE FAGGOT EYES!!!

RRAAAMOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!! TELL HOW MANY PAWN SHOPS DID YOU HAVE TO LOOT BEFORE FINDING A FAKE GIBSON ACOUSTIC!!!

RRAAAMOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!! DARIUS CARLOS RUCKER RHYMES WITH VARIOUS POTHOLES FUCKER, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WIDE MEAT HE GETS NAUGHTY WITH!!!

RRAAAMOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!! NOW THAT THE CUMIAS ARE 3 BROTHERS, THEY CAN SING ABOUT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!

RRAAAMOOOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!! CUMIA'S WHITER THAN YOUR SHIRT AND HIS IQ IS DARKER THAN YOUR SKIN!!!

RRAAAMOOOONNNNEEEE Mr Cumia will have a cold bottle of kid spit, the other one will have a Bud Light and a wife beater and the black one will sell more records in an hour than the other two will in a lifetime

I didn’t realize til just now how much Joe Cumia looks like a white Darius Rucker.... goes without saying though Darius has more talent in one of his toes than Joe has in his whole body.

Fake. Not Joe. I can tell only by the guitar though.

The Otis Redding parody makes perfect sense now. Except instead of "Gonna 'lectric shock OJ," it should be "Sittin' on a cock 'cause I'm gay."

wow very original

M. is a man of many talents

I only wanna be with Suuuueeee...

So rock me Sue like a faggot wheel

No wonder she laughed at him when he looked at other girls.

Darius Rucker is a national treasure

Based Hootie

How about suck a dick?