Compound Media hired another drug addict

57  2019-05-08 by aprosbro

They're giving a show to Lenny Dykstra, formerly of baseball and financial fraud frame. More recently of pleading guilty to waving a gun at an uber driver while in possession of meth, renting out rooms in his house via facebook, looking for maids that are also prostitutes, and active drug use.

Probably will work out.

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Didn't they learn their lesson with Artie?

I still think the main reason for Artie was Ant hoping for free publicity expecting Artie to be jailed or die while cohost.

I love how even if he died while at CP media, Arties association with Anthony Cumia still wouldn’t be mentioned anywhere. It’s like Ant was cursed with infinite obscurity.

Artie never even mentioned the AA show in any interviews ever, nor was he asked about it.

They were never really referenced in the Anthony Wiener scandal either, right? God that makes me so happy.

Colbert mentioned them back when he had still had a fun show.

Same with Gavin. Any time his name popped up somewhere, there was never any mention of Compound Media. It made me hard.

Anthony isn’t that far-sighted. He just wanted somebody with a name to attach to his network after he lost Gavin and the Skanks. I’m sure there were a few Stern fans that didn’t realize Artie is now a washed up junkie who subbed.

ya think?!

No because I guarantee they’d take him back in a second

Doesn't that asshole live in California? How's he gonna sit in front of the wrinkled green screen?!

Good. Lenny will be our new hero.

The Lenny and Bobo Show.

Are there any re uploads of the Colin and bobo show

Too obscure

And rise again!

Drug Addicts need jobs too ya know.

LD was a great NY Met and way ahead of the pack with the performance enhancing drugs and the trolling of Lena Dunham. Unfortunately though, I think CP Media is getting him on the downslide.

Nails was fucking infamous for popping dianabol and shooting equipoise until he pissed blood! He’s one of my favorite Phillies

Yeah, he only mostly just on booze and coke with the Mets; he didn’t get serious until the 90’s. God damnit, I can barely remember it but I was pissed when they traded him.

THere's a chance he could kill Ant in a meth induced raged. THis bit has potential

I like how AntH thinks people like Artie and Dykstra are his peers. You didn’t do hard drugs or commit serious crimes, you pussy. You just called a woman a nigger on Twitter because she wiped the floor with you.

He and Joe can shoot steroids in the studio together.

Keith is gonna have nana and landau walking the strip in no time

This is going great!

Not enough Philly subscribers?

Didn't he get raped to death by Chris Hardwick?

Sounds like both of them are at the same level of sanity.

“Lenny, I’m SUPER STOKED you’re letting me starfish you!”

What happened to him getting Anthony wiener? That would legit get him so many subs

I think he's still on house arrest.

So he hired someone with no history of broadcasting who took the job because they are financially desperate. Yeah, that's going to be interesting.

There was a quote in the one article I read to see where his flop house charges were that said "I'm selling my house so I can move back to california"

Lenny Dykstra's brain is fried. He should get Pete Rose. He was so good on Opie and Jim when it started out that some of us mistakenly believed it would be a successful show.

https://youtu.be/PycwB7liG0M

Dykstra has some background in finance shows. So CM is probably let him talk about finance etc. And from a guy who is allegedly really bad at investing.

He is raising the price to $15 a month.

Can you blame him? Look at all the content you get for that money. There's a washed up baseball player, that guy and that lady, those other two guys, eastside Dave. Hey, who knows, maybe ESD will shove something up his ass! All this content is a steal at that price!

He sucked for the Mets, and he sucks now.

This sounds like Keith's idea

Nails is a National Fucking treasure. I may have to find a way to pirate this new show.

All by himself, or will he platoon with Mookie Wilson?

Mookie didn’t need a platoon with Roe.

I hope he pistol whips Ant and demands his shabby wallet

They're not desperate, though. Why would anyone think that?

Oh, no, I think you are mistaken - I don’t think it will work out at all.

wait a minute, hold on here; what exactly could go wrong?

If you’re in the toilet the way CP media is, this is an enormous get.

The slot, how's the slot.

Does he have a funny nose tho?

Maybe he'll rob/kill anthony.

He was fucking awesome in the '93 World Series, though. .350 batting average, 4 home runs, 8 RBIs and 4 stolen bases, all with a piece chew the size of a baby's fist in his cheek.

Im starting to think opposites don't attract

Run Lenny,Run.