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"Transgender Crab Ailen"

Oof

That bugs me most of all. It's such an obvious pander, "look how inclusive I am, my fiction has transgender characters".

How much you wanna bet that fucking crab has zero depth? How much you wanna bet Fatrick primarily uses it for cheap "uh nuh honey I ain't no male crab you betta watch yo'self before I snip your hands off" zingers?

Fuck your token transgender character

honestly that crab probably has more depth than the author

And a less fishy odor

I wish you would raise $62,000 to make a cartoon starring that sassy crab.

Transgender crab (picked from my pubes)

He doesn't see trannies as human. There's another book summary of his where he boasts that the book features a "gay black space marine." Why not make the gay guy the protagonist, Patrick?

The hentai tentacle monster is named Jonathan. He seduces ship captain Adriennename Lastname and put a baby inside her. Something her impotent ex-husband was unable to do

Get on it for the sequel /u/patrickstomlinson you cuckold.

Kurt Vonnegut rated his own books and gave half of them Cs or Ds.

Patrick is a faggot.

How are his books? Almost picked up Slaughterhouse Five

I think they're solid. Quick, easy reads but entertaining. That one's good along with Cat's Cradle, Mother Night and Sirens of Titan.

Yeah, I’m looking for something new. Fucking was short on time and asked an employee. Told him some novels I was into, and he suggested Seven Eves. Within the first 25 pages I got a black, world renowned scientist, two female leads (and of course he makes a point that they don’t give a damn about keeping up appearances) and a female, no nonsense president. A boo.

Vonnegut doesn't have any actual sci-fi but Sirens of Titan is his closest. If that's what you're into.

Yeah, I fucked up by mentioning a dystopian novel which set his autism to sci-fi

Cat’s Cradle is very solid

My favorites are Hocus Pocus and Slapstick, if I can be a contrarian. Of course Cat's Cradle, SH5, and Breakfast of Champions are classics, but his other books are just as good.

eh, they’re alright

Harrison Bergeron is a great critique of absolute egalitarianism. Really good book.

I enjoy the Vonnegut. Specifically "Sirens of Titan", "Slaughterhouse Five", and "Welcome to the Monkey House".

Patrick is a faggot’s faggot.

teenage runaway

write watcha ya know creep

He's of course leaving out the cause of running away, which is parental alcoholism coupled with childhood molestation.

Plagiarizing faggot.

This delusional dope labels himself as “Comedian/Entertainer” on Facebook. Can you really be considered a comedian if you only do open mic & contest gigs? Of course not. He’s an entertainer but for all the wrong reasons. Pat is also fat, child.

A jester is what he is

This reminds me to set up a GoodReads account.

What a giant faggot.

patrick tomlinson is completely fucked in the head. brother joe runs circles around this guy and his transgender hentai porn fantasies.

Starship Repo delivers on the promise of it's title: pure cover-to-cover plagiarism.

SooooOOOOooooOOOOoo WACKY

Where else have I heard about stowaways on spaceships who get caught up in a ring of galaxy marauders dealing with stolen ships, zany anthropomorphized Earth animals, and forging your own found family?)

Oh yeah, quite possibly the most famous Sci-Fi book of all time.

Error 404 is a shitty name for a book.

It would fit quite well with Firstname Lastname

His writing is so form over substance, and the form is utter shit.

It’s a kids book right?

Rolling Stone gave Starship Repo a two word review: Starshit Pedo

Ooh, look at all those wacky elements. This book is gonna be epic! What a literary maverick this guy is!

I feel like he posted this entire thing just so he could humblebrag about being a paid author. Also the bare bones of this plot sounds extremely similar to Futurama. Is any part of his work original?

His writing is genre cliche at best but a lot of it is outright plagiarism

Even Joe would probably make sure to use an alias when giving himself a review.

I hope TOR goes out of business soon

joe and fatrick.. joe plays other peoples songs to feel famous. fatrick writes other peoples books to feel famous

'Stealing back starships from the 1%'

He can barely go two sentences without shoehorning in some stupid contemporary political reference.

If they're in the 1% of universal earners why the fuck would anything need reposessing from them? It makes no sense. Unless they're stealing the ships. In which case why call it repo?

I was thinking that too. I'm sure though in the novel the 1% are nuanced, rounded characters and not simplistic caricatures that serve no purpose other than to score cheap political points.

We're talking about a professional writer here.

I still can’t believe Tor GAVE ME MONEY

Does he not see how transparent he is with his forced I’m a successful and professional writer statements. I genuinely don’t know if he’s trying to convince the world or himself anymore

"... runs around the galaxy stealing back starships from the 1%".

Take THAT, establishment! You missed the Occupy movement by a few years, you fat fuck.

a hentai tentacle monster living in the sewers with strong opinions about music piracy.

didn't Futurama do the brain in the jar thing?