Newsflash: She’s a squirter stupid
47 2019-05-08 by rdoran93
joe you are the gift that keeps on giving. i bet carol’s cum smells like shoe polish
47 2019-05-08 by rdoran93
joe you are the gift that keeps on giving. i bet carol’s cum smells like shoe polish
31 comments
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-08
Can you “squirt” lint and dead skin? I feel like “duster” is the more appropriate word.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-08
dribbler, oozer & leaker all would’ve been acceptable too. i just refuse to believe carol still possesses the vaginal precision necessary to squirt
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-05-08
I mean I guess I can see a scenario where Joe met her in a seedy long island bar where she was launching spuds from her cunt for money and they bonded over their mutual potato themed careers.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-08
joe peeled a projectile potato mid-air & it was love at first sight
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-05-08
They don’t call him Airborne Joe for nothing. Although these days they call him that when he’s working the sex swing at the Big Apple Ranch.
1 ElFaporino 2019-05-08
It's like an old woman eating oatmeal
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-08
What the fuck was that even in reference to?
1 OutlawMemer 2019-05-08
Who knows, the stupid dago just types shit trying to come off tough, smart, skilled, white, a contributing member of society, not a pedophile....
1 rdoran93 2019-05-08
i asked if it was entertaining to spew into carol’s dried-up tomb of a pussy. he felt the need to earnestly defend his woman’s moisture, i gotta respect a guy like that
1 Persianschlong 2019-05-08
The Great Philosopher
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-05-08
He means she's incontinent
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-08
Imagine finding your grandmas boyfriend posting this stuff online
1 sheltonamerican 2019-05-08
Yeah that would be so hot.
1 RoadSodaz4Lyfe 2019-05-08
That's great information to share about your loved ones. What a clueless asshole.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-08
also just for context Philosopher Joe actually posited the question “is shit really old, gay & dumb?” after i called him “old as shit, gay as shit & dumb as shit.” fuckin Aristotle Cumia ova here
1 AntsCamera 2019-05-08
That is not squirting it is pus.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-05-08
God, did he say that? Fucking gross.
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-05-08
I imagine her old snatch coughs instead of squirts.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-08
Coughs up cobwebs
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-08
sounds like she needs a diaper and a priest
1 Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-05-08
Vile. They’re all vile.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-05-08
I think he thinks squirter means that she's incontinent
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-08
Is Dawn a squirted, too?
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-08
It probably smells like rich vos ear cyst.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-05-08
She looks like she squirts dust
1 mouthmouth18 2019-05-08
"It warehouses abnormal minds"
That's a great tagline
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-08
Mods, copyright this tagline please
1 AmberBeard 2019-05-08
haha, his comment is cut and dry projection. "Warehouses abnormal minds" - says the guy who has made at least 5 alts in here and has become a regular.
1 rdoran93 2019-05-08
that’s why i’m starting to think the squirt comment was bait. he knew it would get some buzz for at least a day
1 AmberBeard 2019-05-08
He's trying to contribute with content. doingh it fur da subh.
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-05-08
That oughta shut those reddit clowns right up.