hasn't changed his jokes in 20 years

or that t-shirt.

That shirt accentuates his breasts

Neither has Vos but at least he can do crowd work.

He should really bring back the enema closing bit it would be better then what ever this is.

Colin had it right when he said Chip is really just Jim Norton boiled down to his most pure form

Nobody though that the Hulk was giving oral to anyone. This joke doesn't work because the premise is unbelievable.

He’s working the bit out. Give it time

Wait, wait... I got it!!

"The Hulk has AIDS, Scarlett Johansson has a penis and Iron Man is ripping off Ozzy the ssssccccuuummbag."

No, no this bit also requires two people. Sam Roberts in the audience. Nobody will notice him. He then says "Does the hulk really have aids, Jim? Heheheheheheheh"

It would absolutely MURDER

Is that why he just says "Avengers Movie" and not what "Avengers Movie" he's actually talking about?

Any adult that knows the individual names of superhero movies is an even worse faggot than Jim "Aids is the punchline" Norton.

I'll take my opinions from someone who isn't a fan of Cumtown.

I wouldn't describe myself as a fan. Their subreddit is alright though. They share my disdain for chapotraphouse.

No it's not you fucking faggot.

I'd rather know the name of a top-earning movie than hang out with "cumboys".

You'll know the bit is fully fleshed out when he bugs his eyes and mugs for the camera afterwards.

nah, the premise is fine. the joke is based on hyperbole. it's just so low effort. blow job, yawn.

The concept is fine. But the idea that someone might actually think for a moment that the Hulk was arrested for giving blow jobs in a public bathroom is border-line retarded at best.

That’s the extend of Jim’s creativity. Everything leads to a guy blowing another guy because he’s an “edgy” comic.

Yes

Shocker, Jim is comfortably talking about something else he hasn't seen. Just jump off your balcony and do us all a favour, Jimbo.

Did ya hear the joke he has about a shotgun, with a toe attachment? Hilarious!

“Haven’t seen it.”

It's almost like he never evolved as a performer. This is the hackiest, most simplistic shit

Of course he hasn’t, he’s still doing rest area jokes!

Chronic masturbation blunts the intellect and stifles perception of the subtler senses thus making all higher creative functioning impossible.

He was gonna watch a documentary on evolving and honing his craft but he was worried he would be too influenced so he still hasnt seen it.

At least he knows himself well enough to realize he'll compulsively steal peoples material and personality traits if he watches or listens to anything made after 1990. Like how he already based his entire career off of ripping off Colin Quinn.

Unpopular take this day and age, but I think Jim’s strength was in doing dirty shit, then surprising you with excessively clean humor (i.e. “Language!”)

Hearing him do terrible rest stop jokes regarding The Avengers just reminds me of how unfunny this is compared to his speculating on the plot of the Sex And The City movie.

“What if they were astronauts who burned up on takeoff in the first 15 minutes... They spend the rest of the movie figuring out who cut corners on the O-rings.”

“You told me to cut the budget.”

“Not on the O-Rings!”

Thank god he did the blowjob mimicry, or I would have missed the joke due to the complexity.

Jim, you fucking STINK.

And we don't like you.

As long as you have interest, that's what matters.

Big surprise, Jim didn’t see a popular movie

To play devil's advocate, not everybody's a complete faggot that watches fucking comic book movies

That’s true, I have avoided just about all of the comic movies, but Jim LOVES to tell everyone what popular movies/tv he doesn’t watch to seem edgy and unique. He is neither of course.

Yeah but if you're gonna make a living talking about pop culture maybe you should occasionally actually consume some.

No way maaaaan! I’m too busy being dark! Real dark!

I was BROODING all night about Hulk penises

It really is bad that he doesn’t know anything current. Today he went on about a KISS album that came out in 1977. Travis, Sam and Troy are getting irritated that Jim doesn’t know current music or current pop culture. Teddy telling him that KISS was just basically classic rock Insane Clown Posse pissed him off.

That's the perfect description of Kiss. The music is about as faggoty as it gets and gas the poppiest singing. They make the Beatles sound evil and satanic

Tefft telling him that KISS was just basically classic rock Insane Clown Posse pissed him off.

If you made this its own thread you could count my upvote.

In all seriousness, There's Something About Mary is probably one of the most recent comedies I can remember him saying he saw and enjoyed. Observe and Report is the only more recent comedy movie I can recall him saying he liked.

1998 and 2009 respectively. That's pretty pathetic and really inexcusable for someone in his line of work.

Open mic’ers are doing the same groundbreaking material.

This little nigga thinks he's above the soy-ridden manchildren who flock to these movies, when he's edging while a tranny shits on him and pestering actual celebrities for photographs that hang in a lonely apartment in lieu of pictures of family and friends.

Well to be fair, the one group of people he may be above is the people paying to see those movies in theaters

Does it count if my friend paid for my ticket because he needed a ride?

You are giving this bore too much credit by assuming he has trannies shitting on him.

If you think jim EVER had a tranny shit on him, then you are a rube. This man is a sheltered little basement boy who drank a little too much when he was 16, hung out with funny people with real stories, and realized he needed to find a new thing besides drinking to latch on to. He got a few prostitutes after he stopped drinking and has milked the same fucking thing for 25 years. Hes a fucking loser, who exaggerates every aspect of his life to add some edge to his jokes that barely make Travis laugh at this point 4 days a week.

Sounds like a laugh track to a terrible sitcom. What a worm.

Hulk blowjobs! Hahaha! Even middles would refrain from using such an obvious shitty joke. I hate his "im a veteran comic" confidence too. Like he's about to lay some deep shit down, or he doesn't care at all cause you know he's just got other shit going on maaaaaaan!

His veteran confidence is the only reason he’s getting those forced laughs.

Booo!

How many times has he used the phrase "blow someone in a rest area" in his jokes? Got to be over a hundred.

and he maybe has 140 jokes overall

Very believable spoilers, good job Earthworm

"WHAT IF INSTEAD OF SAVING THE WORLD THE HULK WAS HAVING GAY SEX IN A REST STOP??!?!!?" mimics blowjob in case you don't fully get the joke

Where does he come up with this stuff?!

Cumtown sub.

I'm even embarrassed for the chip fans that remain, along with the troll names relating to snorton

Make more wacky faces.

With material such as that, it's no wonder he's stuck doing a show with Sam Roberts.

Jim has always been a shitty stand up. He always looks uncomfortable on stage, his punchlines are obvious and/or played out and his delivery is nauseating.

that's some A material right there

Norton was funny on O&A but his standup has always been unwatchable garbage

Funny... when I was 19 and haven’t heard the same type of joke from this zero for 2 decades now.

Jim did that exact bit on UFC Unfiltered yesterday to annoy Matt Serra. He bombed then too. And Serra loves that Marvel crap.

Holy shit, worm is still on that awful UFC show? Next thing you'll tell me that he still has an advice show.

closed caption dude forgot to include polite laughter

Maybe if he disguised himself as a man ..

still mugging for the audience. You know who doesn't do that? funny comics.

Killer bit

How hacky

Jim's mannerisms make me regret ever learning about his existence

No surprise.

1998

So lazy. It started as a funny premise that he ruined with his usual hacky shock humor. It obviously makes no sense that the Hulk would blow someone in a rest area, hence the joke doesn't work. It's as if he took a popular event and instead of actually coming up with an original or relevant take, he just folded it into his same old shitty act.

Here's how worm's brain works:

Reference + sex act = JOKE

He didn't put any more thought into it than that.

Whoever did the subtitles fucked up the first line.

boomer comedians need to be hanged

He's not a boomer, faggot.

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Why does he always make that retarded face, jesus christ what a faggot.

It's from his new special: "Jokes that have been done better by fourteen-year-olds in every online video game chat for the last fifteen years"

"didn't see it", "blowing someone in a rest area", some mime at the end to wrap it all up. gay cunt. a caricature of himself.

He wouldn't dare say Black Widow was blowing somebody, because then the female personal trainers might refuse him service.

does every joke have to do with blowing someone? we get it worm, you're a closeted faggot

Jimmy is the first person to call someone out for being "hack". There is nothing original in this bit and it's not even funny. It's predictable unthinking BS said for "shock value", which is all he's ever been as a standup. He's a fucking hack.

That thing he does where leans backwards like a fucking idiot and does the wide-eyes shit... I fucking hate this wormy CUNT piece of shit faggot.

I wish Colin would watch this and then smash Jim

LOL something, something....SEXUAL DEVIANCY something, something....SUICIDE

Jim Norton stinks and I hate him

That smug "yeah I nailed it, did you hear that light chuckling" face he makes to his own camera at the end is irritating

Jesus Christ what a fucking douchebag. Didn't even notice that at first.

I got a sensible chuckle out of it tbh

“So then Tony Stark tells, ‘Get the oven mitts!’”

This is like someone doing an impression of Jim Norton trying to make fun of him.

This is objectively bad.

Jim would probably be halfway funny if he had a genuine interest in anything at all outside of sex-workers and Ozzy Osbourne.

Imagine thinking this is good enough material to post online

That forced laughter is pathetic

What the fuck have you actually seen? Fuck he's insufferable.

I wonder what his act would be like if he was forbidden from mentioning anything related to penises

Probably on a Fatrick level of tepid laughter.

He would still have plenty of material on pc culture maaaaan and pop culture references that are super dated by the time the special is released.

Proof that being funny around your friends doesn't translate to the stage, also big Jay roast