Cuckowid

0  2019-05-08 by LoouisCuCK

2:00 PM - ingest 300mg. Tastes bitter so I wash it down with some soda. Onset is certainly not immediate.

2:30 - Still not sure if I am yet feeling anything... A bit more relaxed, perhaps? I start to watch TV.

3:00 - It's beginning. Visual hallucinations. Feelings of ecstasy. Deep meta-cognition. A sense that I could for once formulate a coherent model of the universe.

3:45 - The cosmogony I have seen comes rapidly, uninvited at me. I see and know it so perfectly.

5:00 - Starting to wear off. Feelings of peace remain.

6:30 - Trip is over.

3 comments

All that from 300mg of cum

all that for a black guy to fuck your wife from 2-6:30?

I hate myself for knowing what this is a reference to