O&A Subreddit Book Club: "The Year of Living Biblically".
16 2019-05-08 by MrStealYourVape
Guy writes about his year of following every rule in the bible, taking it all literally.
One of the rules is that women on their periods are dirty, and you can't touch them during that time. You also can't sit on anything they've sat on.
So the guy gets home and he sits down on his chair, and his wife says, "No, you can't sit there. I sat on there today." and so he moves to another chair. "You can't sit there either. Sat there too." She says.
Turns out the cunt sat on every chair just to piss him off, because she found the rule sexist.
Why the FUCK are you punishing him, you cunt? He didn't invent the rule. He has to follow every rule of the bible for the experiment he's doing, you CUNT.
Fuck, she's the worst part of this book. Fucking nagging and complaining about everything. He builds a fucking hut in the house and she says she's impressed that he actually built something. Get fucked, whore.
11 comments
1 literalotherkin 2019-05-08
How many usurers does he violently attack?
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-08
I'm only a quarter of the way in. He hasn't hurt anyone so far, but there's what I assume to be foreshadowing that he'll be stoning people.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-08
Seems like old testament talmudic shit
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-08
Please stop using that word, I'm sick of googling it.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-05-08
Women are retards about what it takes to build things. My ex wanted a long shelf in her bathroom so I slapped some piece of shit together from a bunch of stained pieces of a pallet in 10 minutes and her mind was blown. I spent a lot of time on a really nice koa (expensive wood) jewellery box and made the trays inside myself, I put some $15 garbage necklace in it and I gave it to her on her birthday. She loved the junk necklace and I got a "yeah, it's nice" about the box that I dumped a lot of money and effort into. I should have kept it and sold it.
1 multiple_migggs 2019-05-08
Nice thoughtful handcrafted gift, stupid.
1 Not_Anthwan 2019-05-08
Dude who cares about some retarded wooden shit, you're not 12 and she's not your mom. She loved a shelf cause she needed it. She didn't ask for your shitty box.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-08
Oh my a book that takes a hard look at Christianity huh
1 MrStealYourVape 2019-05-08
no
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-05-08
Please post more of this. It could be a cure for insomnia
1 Kalikhead 2019-05-08
I had a coworker who used to work in a nonprofit that served in really poor area of Central America. She had a neighbors kid visit her daily and she refused to let him sit anywhere in her hut. Then again she had good reason as the kid couldn’t afford pants and he had a horrible case of worms.