Did you know that Adam Carolla has a stand up special out?

64  2019-05-07 by ants_ccw_permit

Neither did anyone else.

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Adam looks and sounds like a grave digger in a black and white horror movie.

He has the worst voice in media

You’ve heard Sam Roberts speak right?

Sam isn't in media.

Was about to write this

I was wondering when we'd get some more observations from 1997 about traffic patterns and men not knowing how to use a wrench.

carolla is kimmels other guy from key and peele

by which i mean only faggotry can save a corny hack from obscurity

Carolla is Italian for "one eyebrow"

Giraldo killed this horsetoothed faggot. I don't like how he thinks he can both "age down" and "fag down" by telling everyone how obsessed with race cars (drivers) he is.

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He's annoying as fuck.

used to be a good podcast.....but now it is just Podcast One guests and Fox New regurgitation. He used to get decent guests but nobody will come on his show anymore because of his right wing rants

Maybe the most revered podcaster in his history,and he is the most bland, unfunny inane repetitive horseshit. Who likes to listen to an hour long monologue about how he built his wife a spice rack. I'd rather listen to Joey Diaz with his mumbling and death rattle breathing over Carolla

It’s a short history and he got in early.

i would drag my dick across a mile of broken glass to listen to joey diaz before i’d ever settle for adam “boring as shit” corolla

He was dynamite on Loveline but his podcast has never been interesting, he was just in early.

He shits on the libtards, millennials and snowflakes, so of course a bunch of boomers like him. Just another great example that even without talent, it's incredibly easy to pander to those marks.

I tried to watch that movie he made and turned off half way through. He's so dull and dead pan -- and not in a fun Stephen Wright way either.

The most Jewish Mexican guy in history

You wanna buy some race cars? It's simple, get yourself a nice Western backsaw and use that for cutting dovetail joints.

He was good during Loveline, but that was like 15 years ago.

Maybe he will talk about his crystal brain, or When he blew up his sister's car on the way to TJ or When his Mom with the degree in Chicano Studies yelled Freak Out! or When he screwed his friend Donny Misraje out of royalties for inventing his podcast when got fired from radio or When his step grandad Lazlo Gorag wrote the Mole People or When he got slapped in the ear with shit in high school or when he used to do rehab construction in LA for indigents or When he stole his BMW off the back of a tow truck or When he answered a telephone at a party argued and waited for the guy to show up or When called the cops on for 5150 on his mother in law who was a 3rd degree black belt or when he threw a piece of fruit roll up on the ceiling and it stuck there for over 30 years or when Danny Bonaduce punked him so hard he called in sick and stopped coming to his own radio show or when he went to the MTV awards with Natalie Maines