I've been called sexy before

29  2019-05-07 by Sf52016

21 comments

Look at the lack of fat around his jawline compared to now

Look at that shower drain clog worth of hair pushed forward so it seems like his hair isnt falling out.

Guantanamo Bay prisoner. Day: 423

The "after" picture on an anti-meth leaflet.

And the before picture to the Nana we have today, somehow

I blame semen consumption

Strictly from a physical standpoint... His current GF’s looks are light years beyond any female 95% (maybe more) of this subs losers beta males could ever hope to hook up with. Let’s see... without mentioning names of ex GF’s

The Model The Newscaster The cute but psychotic twat The adorable Canadian that liked weed

Pretty admirable record.

Thinking about it, he’s never had a bad looking GF. Not even in HS before he was wealthy or well known. Must be something about him that attracts the nice looking ones. Hey, maybe you morons should take a lesson instead of being jealous little ladies... and try developing a personality that isn’t cunty, gullible and ignorant. It makes you ugly from the inside out and most of you already have a damn good start on the outside. #Fonner #Kuhn #You

The guy that speeds down the breakdown lane is comparing others to Kuhn? Be careful what you wish for, bovine.

Without mentioning their names:

A woman who wrote a screed detailing his online contact with underage women and buying them electronics off of their Amazon Wishlist. A woman who caught him cheating. With who is unknown, but due to his track record we can assume either an underage girl or a tranny. A malnourished, pill popping girl who he bit and broke her ribs resulting in his firearms being taken away. A woman who blew one of his interns to save a lobster.

Honorable mentions: His brother’s ex who he married. A mentally ill boy who enjoys video games.

Joe, you forgot one: his niece

LAAAAAYLA:

I got you an iPad, Layla

I really wish I had Layla

Darlin won't you visit Uncle Anth?

JoeH’s going to breathe a big sigh of relief when she turns 15 and ages out of Nana’s clutches. In the meantime, according to Joe himself, Layla is babysat by The Count “day and night”. So he’s clearly not too concerned with her wellbeing. That, or he still desperately needs that allowance check to clear.

Lie. all you have are lies and manufactured accusations. That’s the reason you’re all anonymous. It’s so clear why this place still exists. If you weren’t anonymous, guys like you, beige and the other REAL kid fuckers of this sub would be sued Instantly and successfully. Shut down another way. Not to worry. This place is soon to be history. Watch! I’ll be right here laughing.... again.

Thinking about it, he’s never had a bad looking GF.

Not even the underage ones Jeffrey Hollander, aka Kurt Love, brought to the Compound pool parties?

Well I've Never bit a woman

Your brother has never scored anything above a 6. You just have very low standards because you're ugly people surrounded by ugly Long Island bitches. Your sloppy seconds Anthony married was a fucking monster. Anthony's current prostitute is a psycho, man-bodied bitch with a typical big wop nose and bleach blonde hair who he once had arrested for burglarizing and trashing his house. Yeah, a real catch. The child he was fucking was a fugly little thing, and so was the weed smoking Canadian. The model and the local TV girl were both the best looking out of the bunch, but that's not saying much by comparison, and they both looked pretty fucking tragic without makeup and professional lighting and filters.

This coming from a most probably 30-something chubby, angry, autistic loner with no women at all ...priceless!

Stop thinking you’re white. You make us look bad.

It's certainly true that he never fucked anything as hideous as that haggard, white trash, rat faced witch that you fuck. Kill yourself you fat, earing wearing, slob faggot.

You forgot Sue Lightning. The young twink boy he "dabbled with" -according to Keith - then bought a pair of fake tits for.

And you're fucking a mutant with a wonky eye. It's so bizarre to be this in love with your baby brother.

Self-Cutting girl was really the only one he deserved.

AIDSy Cumia.