Faggots

60  2019-05-07 by mrwhite9292

30 comments

makes no sense

same people who dont have a case on their phone

we get it, your a loser

I've dropped my Moto Z2 Play over a hundred times and it's not even cracked. Same with my Google Pixel 3.

You're still a faggot, however.

And?

Yes, but is this sub not a safe haven for the sodomites?

Thank you.

what are you? an advertisement?

Yes, I'm an advertisement.

It's a pleasure to finally meet you

I don’t use a case on my phone because I’m a competent adult who can avoid breaking things.

Or you're a sheltered faggot who sits on his ass all day in the safety of a cubicle

Can’t both be true?

do you also have plastic on your couch you mongoloid?

no, but that sounds like a good idea for when im partying

Remember when people used to queue up outside for iPhones. Apple sure has blown the position they had.

Remember when fucking idiots...

Sam exploited a schizophrenic woman in one of those queues to “go viral!!1!” Good guy

!!1!

Great idea. A tiny object that is only held in your ear via friction and has no tether to keep them from falling out or getting lost.

I was going to say that they’ve done something right with the engineering since I see a lot of young black kids wearing them but now that I think of it, maybe not

They bought them?

Tell that to the Hipster in Bed Sty that had them removed by force

Almost like Apple is the king of making you buy new shit after you lose it or through manufactured obsolescence.

...almost?? Theres been people plugging shit in for over 100 years. Turntables from 1910 still plugin and work, yet these faggots just can't figure out how to make a plug that lasts more than 69 minutes? Sure sure, hang up some more anti-suicide nets outside your factory.

They’re convenient.

You missed your mark here.

One of those things that was probably supposed to be a status symbol but only teenaged mumble rap listening idiots and methadone people think they’re cool.

I own them, they work fine and don’t fall out. Have had them for over a year and am yet to lose them. Maybe you are the faggot. It’s also nice not to have a wire running from your pocket to your head, stupid.

Regular blue tooth earbuds with the band around your neck is better. No risk of them falling out and getting lost, 10 hr battery life vs 2 hour

I own them, therefore I have to convince myself that the purchase doesn't make me a retarded faggot who falls for every marketing trick in the book. They are actually GREAT!