Patrick is even sadder than this guy because he has to lie about doing 5ks. I'm sure he walked one corporate 5k while he was doing insurance or whatever and now he acts like he's Mr Fitness while somehow maintaining the body of someone who sits at the bar eating brats and drinking beer all day
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1 Fatrick_Shitdick 2019-05-07
Fatrick tells us he runs 5Ks but never mentions his time.
1 DoubleAmputeeFetish 2019-05-07
Someone posted his half marathon time yesterday. It was a pathetic 2:39 which is basically a brisk walk.
Fun fact: Oprah Winfrey ran a FULL marathon at age 40 in 4:29.
Had Patrick been running a full marathon he was on track to get beaten by Oprah by 2 hours.
1 e30edh 2019-05-07
Patrick is even sadder than this guy because he has to lie about doing 5ks. I'm sure he walked one corporate 5k while he was doing insurance or whatever and now he acts like he's Mr Fitness while somehow maintaining the body of someone who sits at the bar eating brats and drinking beer all day
1 pomegranate2012 2019-05-07
That glow.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-07
The chafing thigh sound could be heard for miles.
1 chulathedog 2019-05-07
Maybe he should start with a sensible diet before destroying his knees.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-05-07
His scent was intoxicating