Dude love seems like he’d take his time and make you feel like you’re wanted. Mankind on the other hand would be very awkward and would most likely cry at some point during. Cactus jack would just jackhammer your bung into steakums I’d assume
Normal moms become the most insufferable narcissists with the social media upon having a new child, imagine an already insufferable narcissist. What ungodly demon is about to be unleashed upon us!
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1 Mintwa 2019-05-07
Like staring at the Mona Lisa only I wouldn't fuck this one.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-07
The Mona Lisa was a guy.
1 Mintwa 2019-05-07
Exactly.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-07
Yeah. I mean, I'd rather be molested by Mick Foley than have sex with Amy Schumer.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-05-07
Oddly specific
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-07
He looks like a rapist.
1 scott__the__dick 2019-05-07
That’s his bit
1 Pajeet_My_Son 2019-05-07
Mick Foley would never molest you. He is a good guy.
Amy schumer would molest you. She’s a bad person.
1 FatPatsBaps 2019-05-07
And if Mrs Foley's baby boy ever did such heinous act, he'd at least have the curtesy of wearing a sock.
1 FatPatsBaps 2019-05-07
Mankind, Dude Love, or Cactus Jack?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-07
Yes.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-07
Because of his immense size I feel like Mankind would be the most gentle and loving
1 IsPeegDed 2019-05-07
Dude love seems like he’d take his time and make you feel like you’re wanted. Mankind on the other hand would be very awkward and would most likely cry at some point during. Cactus jack would just jackhammer your bung into steakums I’d assume
1 SpergLord5000 2019-05-07
Maybe that is the point of Amy Schumer. Population control. To turn all heterosexual males gay.
1 MrsTomlinsonsBull 2019-05-07
Mick Foley would never do such a thing. Socko on the other hand...
1 4stepsbackward 2019-05-07
"In an act of bravery, Amy Schumer eats own child" - some Buzzfeed article, written by some faggot.
1 CumpoundMedia 2019-05-07
Bitch only caught one red light on the way home from the hospital.
1 bollg 2019-05-07
She was doing a Republican character while she did so, bravely showing how they are eating the children's future with climate change.
1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-05-07
"Why I'm Okay with Amy Schumer's Infanticide"
1 DicklesTheClown 2019-05-07
".... and here's why that's a good thing!"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2019-05-07
"Amy Schumer posted a picture where she's gnawing on the bones of her child and it's just everything!"
1 RichHeads 2019-05-07
it's because she gave birth to a white male.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-05-07
would it be murder in the classical sense? The baby is rumored to be a human-pig hybrid. Killing it (and the mother) might be ethical even.
1 FanOfBenjamin72 2019-05-07
I thought it was taco meat with onion and shredded cheese.
1 KisoRiverNippon 2019-05-07
You're not Carson, faggot. Who are these "folks"?
1 Zombied77 2019-05-07
That's how old people get away with calling everyone Fucks.
1 LamarThePotato 2019-05-07
Either she eats it or will have to endure at least a decade of social media posts about every zany things the little fucker does.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-07
Normal moms become the most insufferable narcissists with the social media upon having a new child, imagine an already insufferable narcissist. What ungodly demon is about to be unleashed upon us!
1 Mikekekeke 2019-05-07
I know it came from Amy but there's no way it has that kind of meat on it yet.
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-07
LOVE red onion.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-05-07
ever carmelize them?
1 Stud_beaner_69 2019-05-07
You soung like a regal gentleman that does not fuck with chicken tendies
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-07
What the fuck is a goddamn tendy? Chickens have feet and tits. If you aint eating a foot or a tit, you might be a fag, boy. Check yer seat.
1 turquoise_jetson 2019-05-07
You eat shit for breakfast?
1 CacaCunt 2019-05-07
Yes.
See you tomorrow morning.
1 craigshinkleboutit 2019-05-07
No, her husband is a chef. He's going to make a nice baby souffle for piggy to eat
1 DickSlit 2019-05-07
Such a massive, dirty bitch of a hate filled land whale.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2019-05-07
Big Amy's chili dog habit puts Sonic to shame.
1 ASUS_PC 2019-05-07
The oatmeal speckled skin really sells it.