All you need is an ex-cop, a couple billboards, a green screen, some D-listers who showed up on Red Eye that one time, and you got yourself a million dollar media empire!

11  2019-05-07 by scott__the__dick

That, and more in my new self-help guide from Tor books: "How to Become Long-Island White Trash Rich: Without Having to Give Up Your Drinking Problem!".

I'll be announcing a multi-city book signing tour soon once my box of sharpies gets delivired from Amazon.

6 comments

1  PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-07

dont forget the paywall

i mean, we arent communists

1  AirBuddDwyer 2019-05-07

D-listers

Lol

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-07

You need a dumb big brother who will be your lackey and constantly make a buffoon of you and himself every chance he gets.

1  Edgartooth 2019-05-07

Pennies on the dollar!

1  faggotherelistenup 2019-05-07

delivired

Stop making fun of anyone for being a retard.

1  scott__the__dick 2019-05-07

I wrote this when I came home from the bar half-drunk. I now disavow this post.