100%. That down-to-earth übermensch is definitely thinking “what kind of absolute faggot would name their offspring after a fictional character that they’ve known for <8 hours.”
These faggots ruined that movie for everyone. I got the internet for the first time a few months after it came out, there were hundreds of thousands of screen names including "Neo". Everywhere you looked. Popularity's not a bad thing per se, but when you realized these fruits were all friendless nerds and 11 years old, it took away any urge to watch the thing for the next couple of years.
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1 AntsCamera 2019-05-07
Keanu thinks he is a faggot and is just being polite because he is a stand up fella.
1 HackComic630 2019-05-07
100%. That down-to-earth übermensch is definitely thinking “what kind of absolute faggot would name their offspring after a fictional character that they’ve known for <8 hours.”
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-05-07
Look at the face Keanu is making. He clearly enjoys being there or he wouldn't look like a faggot
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-07
What a faggot for giving his son a faggot name
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-05-07
That kid is never going to give a shit about the Matrix movies and he'll probably hate his stupid name when he gets made fun of for it constantly.
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-05-07
Probably not. Its Russia, hell probably die because his friends want to see if he can really stop bullets.
Plus in Europe by the time it's the 2030s every man not named Muhammad will be made fun of
1 McGowan9 2019-05-07
You know Russia's not really in Europe, don't you
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-05-07
Assuming it's Neo and not Constantine?
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-07
Johnny Utah
1 GeneFrom2U 2019-05-07
I once saw a guy in a Vegas sports book wearing a Johnny Utah Ohio State jersey. Yeah, it's not really that exciting of a story.
1 karlatkins 2019-05-07
no it is, who owns the movie rights?
1 Nicklegermaniumerb 2019-05-07
Nigger. It was one of Keanu's earlier works
1 cro-magnon_sam 2019-05-07
Gotta be the worst part of being a celebrity.
1 Fuxgreat 2019-05-07
Was it Bill or Ted?
1 CoreyFeldog 2019-05-07
OH EM GEE. LOVE ME SOME KEANU.
Le upvotes for all xD
1 liberterrorism 2019-05-07
I can’t wait to tell his brothers, Luke Skywalker and Aquaman.
1 Dachosen17 2019-05-07
his third brother johnny ola who he never met
1 packitchofsositch 2019-05-07
These faggots ruined that movie for everyone. I got the internet for the first time a few months after it came out, there were hundreds of thousands of screen names including "Neo". Everywhere you looked. Popularity's not a bad thing per se, but when you realized these fruits were all friendless nerds and 11 years old, it took away any urge to watch the thing for the next couple of years.
1 Skip4play 2019-05-07
Keanu is OK in my book.
1 McGowan9 2019-05-07
A guy who actually has had a pretty rough time (his wife and kid died) but you never hear him complain.
1 LarryKleist711 2019-05-07
And dog.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-05-07
Knew some faggot that named his kid Raiden after the Mortal Kombat character. The guy was legitimately crazy.
1 LiberalPussy 2019-05-07
The Matrix was never good.
1 Beefers4Brothamen 2019-05-07
Fuck off the first one was great
1 LiberalPussy 2019-05-07
Sure, moody faggot from the 90’s.
1 Beefers4Brothamen 2019-05-07
Not inaccurate