“Finally shat out her dirt”

Royale with cheese.

Royale with cheese

Metric system.

Look at the big brains on brad

You a smart muthafuka, that's right!

Stop talking about food you'll ruin it for her. This is the most weight she has ever lost a never will.

Stop talking about food you'll ruin it for her. This is the most weight she has ever lost a never will.

Buzzfeed? What am I, a 24 year old girl in a cubicle?

Close enough

No, you’re a 35 year old virgin commenting on a dead radio show’s forum.

That's cool of you to take some time away from being knee-deep in puss to tell him that on this forum.

I’m just calling it as I see it. As a 22 year old alcoholic virgin/faggot and drug addict, I can’t goof on anyone really. However you, “Kim_Jong_Pun_” are obviously far too cool to be in this faggoty sub. So, you utter spastic, why are you joining me in this incredibly despicable sub? Do you enjoy being a “genius” in a world of fools? Also fucking die you kinda bad guy whom I dislike because he fucked with me on a dead radio show’s subreddit!

I'm here because our union at Panera Bread requires it.

The shame I feel at you being a far more productive member of society than I am is honestly painful.

Everyone here is you 22yo alcoholic drug addicted 'mo. Full of piss and vinegar. Probably voted for Bernie. Mold on your walls, drinking Bud Ice. You disgust me.

I’m from Scotland mate so I couldn’t vote Bernie. However, I appreciate your sentiment, I am mostly, sadly, left wing. However the recent retarded/faggoty display from most lefties (especially in Scotland) is fucking painful. I hate to say it, but I think I am more in agreement with known paedophilic musician Brother Joe politically, than I am with Scotland’s own SNP party.

Why do Scots look like they smell like garbage juice? You are the dirtiest white people. Beat out the Ukrainians.

Hey us Scots might stink, however we don’t smell as bad as those garlic loving Italians. We stink of booze while they stink of sweat! What would you rather smell mate? Also Rome, Venice, Naples and Ajaccio all have so many Senegalese looky-looky men it would make your (and my)racist eyes bleed. Atleast in Scotland, our shills and cultural whores all belong to our own race!

hey buster, i prefer miller lite

Post your hog, cunt

Got any tips for making bread bowls?

The trick is cumming in the bread bowl BEFORE you ladle the soup in. .#Ruizing

jesus christ shut up nobody cares

In truth, I thought my comment was a great slam. Jesus fucking Christ am I a massive faggot. Being half drunk and commenting on this sub never ends well. I’m still drunk but reading my comment back is fucking painful. I thoroughly deserve every downvote I get.

You’re gay.

I know mate, I know.

She did an interview saying she hoped it was a girl, but it's a boy. Already a shitty mom.

Everyone in this pic is disgusting in their own way.

The most likes comment on her Twitter was "hopefully he can actually make me laugh"

Her unashamed fatness is stunning.

I read this as "unsaturated fatness" for some reason.

I'm not a newborn expert but that baby looks fat

Isn't her husband a retarded guy?

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I am sure this child will grow up to be a well-adjusted and level headed individual with no mental problems what so ever.

She deserves Rosemary's Baby

The baby's Jewish, so it's already Satan's spawn.

Pearl from Blade

That babies head looks a little off. I remember when my grandma’scat had a litter of kittens there was this one baby that had a huge ass head. It died like a month later.

Just saying.

Let us all pray her child meets the same fate.

Poor little fella. Imagine this unfunny, self-righteous bitch who’ll do anything to cling on to relevancy being your mom. At least none of his friends will want to fuck her.

Ugh imagine looking at that thing knowing it’s the mother of your child?

She never got that glow

I think she meant royale with cheese. Fucking pig.

Thats a weird looking baby and I dont think Im saying that because I hate amy schumer. It looks mutated.

That baby will be a much needed shot in the arm for tubbies career. Look for exclusive photos in People magazine, talk shows, and new movies

This is when she'll start stealing Louis ck's bits. The media will give her a pass on it, too.

Royal Family definitely trumps all.

I hate her so much.

SIDS please.

Swine flu please.

Something tells me retarded Kyle Chandler isn't going to be a big help in the next 6 months. Autismo has no idea how much his spastic, OCD routine is about to get turned completely upside down.

Please lets give any shumer some time before she chooses the baby's gender

Get ready for the crazy hilarious vagina jokes that have to do with childbirth.

Hope she rolls onto her baby by accident.