Nice true love with a random autistic stranger, stupid

I hear it's 80% pure butter

Bitch be making ranch out of her titties with the buttermilk pouring out of those torpid milkers.

Sows are often placed in sow stalls to stop them from rolling on their piglets during weaning. Hopefully they'll have a similar setup in the Amy Schumer residence.

He needed tha moneyyy

Goes from chef to retard you can write this

Congratulations to Bob Kelly on the joy of giving birth.

Andy Richter moved fast since the divorce

what a heinous tub of shit she is

idk why she's posting awful photos of her as a pregnant mess.

Mr. and Mrs Fischer of the Comedy Cellar joyfully announce the birth of their son, Jeff Lamp-Fischer, on May 5, 2019.

for the simple fact she looks like such a fucking slob compared to how she used to look is reason enough for her death.

It's almost fucking unfathomable, this is what far left liberalism does to women. Compare their women with hotties for trump and the contrast really makes which side to root for just that much easier without even putting political and economical issues to it.

Nice political analysis, stupid

If your cock doesn't lead you to the right, you're a fucking faggot.

she looks like a cabbage patch kid.

Her kids gonna be a cabbage patch kids kid , I aint kiddin folks hoo hoo

It feels like she's been pregnant for two years. Glad the dumb kid finally worked itself out.

I was hoping for a miscarriage

Is it me or is this lady quite fat?

Congrats to Ms. Piggy and her future case of SIDS.

Her body is fucking ravaged now. That shit is not going to bounce back like a regular womans should or will. She will never be a hot mom.

Get the retard away from the baby or the mother might reject it and try to kill it.

It's first words are going to be oink oink.

Fucking pig put on twice the amount of weight a mother carrying a single child should. God damn that is one hideous bitch now. I can't believe that thing used to be able to be called fuckable. And Jeselnik is still a good looking guy (yeah gay thing to say, I get it), and put out a decent special that legit gave me laughs. Guy made the right move at the right time.

It would be gay if you didn't want to blow Jeselnik

My god.

This sea-beast has a legitimate chance to tip the scales at Three Bills. She's like 5'7 - gotta be in 240-260 zone.

She will remain ravenous & has already reached the point of no return.

*Truck backup alarms

"Hey mista, where you want all this raw horse meat?"

Oh fuuuuuck I've been scrolling forever, that's Schumer!? Ewwww wtf, even worse than usual.

Nice Lloyd Christmas hairdo stupid

Not pictured: her autistic husband shuddering (and probably rapidly blinking like the worm) immediately after having physical contact with another person

that expression of pudgy red-faced serenity is probably exactly how she looks after blasting a cum curd into her tard jew husband’s mouth

"Curd" 🤮

🤢🤮