MY GIRLFRIEND (who I have sex with) asked me what was so funny

31  2019-05-06 by ants_ccw_permit

So I showed her my phone and I was like this guys eyes... they resemble a cow's eyes!

She didn't laugh.

Women. Can't live with em, cant live without them, right gang? So glad I can come here and hang with my bros

13 comments

1  Quackafella_Records 2019-05-06

I also have lots of sex with my totally real GF.

1  nomadiqqq2 2019-05-06

Same, I'm actually having sex with my girlfriend as I type this.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-05-06

You're much a much more lucid and incisive critic with the right meds. Your doc should titrate your dose based on your posts.

1  RealTonySchiavone 2019-05-06

Don't you mean your "chick"

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-05-06

My gash 😎

1  MrFeedYoNana 2019-05-06

I eat da cooshie

1  aRTie02150 2019-05-06

you should show her how I Photoshopped your belly button into looking like Mayor McCheese. I'm sure she'll find that very funny.

1  Canadia86 2019-05-06

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO LA LA LA

1  ElFaporino 2019-05-06

Do you strap it on, or does she?

1  rdoran93 2019-05-06

ever notice how a chick has tits & a pussy? i do, especially since i have sex with so many all the time

1  JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-05-06

LOL women are STUPID CUNTS!

1  TriangleDimes 2019-05-06

what a rich and textured life you lead.

1  lowend73 2019-05-06

I didn't think you were a dyke. That's looked down in the Rastafari world. Batty boy