AITA: God mad at my wife for bringing up my small penis in front of our extended family while she was drunk
6 2019-05-06 by PatIsAFatHack
Ok, just to give you guys some background. I love my wife, we have 2 kids and have been together for 7 years now.
Ive always felt insecure about my penis size, I’ve tried all those creams and pills and have seriously considered surgery (but its risky and expensive)
Our sex life has always been good on my end, but I have always worried she was less than satisfied. Plus she used to date a lot back in the day, and the few times she ever mentioned her sexual history her exes penis sizes always came up.
Now thats covered, she is the sweetest person ever when she isnt drinking. But she was drunk at this function and one of my younger male cousins made an off color joke about penis size running smaller on my side of the family (as a joke) and she blurted out “tell me about it” then quickly covered her mouth and started laughing to herself
I was mortified. I didnt say anything until the car ride home, then I let her have it.
This was a week ago and she has apologized over and over again, but I am still so hurt and worry she has secretly felt this way for 7 years.
tl:dr wife made joke about my small penis in front of the family even tho she knows its a sensitive issue and I yelled at her about it
thanks guys
edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
10 comments
1 MoistureMop1 2019-05-06
Sup Patrick. Hows your wife and my kids?
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-05-06
There's literally nothing gayer and less masculine then giving a fuck whether or not your woman is sexually satisfied. Women are disposal units for your jism.. do you ask your gym sock how good your dick felt after you get done blowing a sticky wad inside it?
1 evil-nick 2019-05-06
Ive tried but its silence is always disheartening.
1 SpitItoutSocratesxyz 2019-05-06
Just murder her.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-05-06
I'm sure this is a c+p from AITA or whatever, but it's your fault your penis is small. Nice genes, stupid.
1 PatIsAFatHack 2019-05-06
i couldnt compete with that cuckery if i had an infinite amount of u/patrickstomlinson s typing on an infinite amount of type writers for infinity
1 SamGPHX 2019-05-06
Was this at Hooligan’s? I know there’s a no-dick patron there who is frequently humiliated by its wife.
1 niglet_supreme 2019-05-06
I heard you like sex
1 FlatlipsTLumpyson 2019-05-06
I heard his wife likes the big dick
1 Ant_Sucks 2019-05-06
Dear Emasculated in Milwaukee,
There is no hope for you now except to live your life as a woman, forcing your wife to become a lesbian to a very ugly big clitted woman. This is the best revenge.
Yours,
Dr Ruth